The Best 9 Tenner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tenner jokes. There are some tenner eighty jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tenner twelve puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tenner Jokes and Puns

Man and his wife join a weight loss club. They're told to try and lose at least 2 pounds by the next week.

When they return after a week the mentor asks them how much they lost.

The wife begins, "I lost 10 pounds".

"That's amazing! Well done, and you?" He says, pointing at the husband.

"Well, I actually gained 10 pounds", the husband responds.

"Oh, that's no good at all. How did that happen?" asks the mentor.

"I bet my wife a tenner she wouldn't lose any weight this week".

The government say they're going to tackle gambling addiction.

Bet you a tenner they don't.

What do you pay a British saxophonist?

A tenner.

Tenner joke, What do you pay a British saxophonist?

My dad is a bitcoin trader

I asked, "Dad, could you lend me a tenner please?"

Dad - "£9.42? What do you need £11.63 for?

My British friend asked me if I can spot him a tenner.

I replied, Of course I can, we're at the opera!


Cheer yourself up at the next funeral by hiding a tenner in your suit today

actually worked for me

Why do Opera singers like strumpets (prostitutes)?

Because they'll do anything for a tenner.

Tenner joke, Why do Opera singers like strumpets (prostitutes)?

I'm fed up hearing about people mugging O.A.P's for a couple of pounds.

Pensioners should be made to carry a tenner at least.

I bought two tickets for £20 the other day. Guess what for?

A tenner each.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tenner fifteen jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tenner seventy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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