tenn Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious tenn puns

A tennis ball walks into a restaurant....

a waiter asks: "Have you been served?"

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Never go out with a tennis player

Love means nothing to them.

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You know what's better than Tennessee?

Elevennessee.

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What did Tennessee?

Same thing Arkansas

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How many tennis players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What?!? It's out? That's totally in.

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Tennis players are the most heartless kinds of people.

Because to them, love means nothing.

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A tennis ball walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "We don't serve tennis balls here." The ball throws a fit, calls over his friend, and the two make a scene expecting the bartender to give in. Instead, the bartender yells at the friend, "You get out too! I don't want a racket in here."

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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Why can't tennis players ever find happiness?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What's better than tennis?

Elevenis

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Two tennis players got into a shouting match.

They made quite a racket.

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Tennis players grunt too much when they practice...

There's no need for all that racket.

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Went to my old tennis coach's funeral last week.

His death was tragic but the service was lovely.

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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

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Why do Tennesseans always wear orange?

On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.

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Tennessee Joke

Two guys are hunting in the woods one day and they get to arguing about a set of tracks they had spotted, "Them is deer tracks," one says. The other, "No them's bear tracks!" Back and forth for about an hour... Then they get hit by the train.

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How are tennis and life similar?

Love means nothing.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkensaw.

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The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained...

Apparently they were making a racquet.

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My tennis player girlfriend broke up with me...

I suppose love meant nothing to her.

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What did Tennesee??

What Arkansas..

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime?

Racketeering

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The Tennis Playing Midget

Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.

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You must be a tennis player...

Because love means nothing to you!

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Tennis elbow is from hitting too much.

Golf balls come from stroking too much.

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If you get tennis elbow, you're probably playing too hard...

But if you get tennis balls, you're definitely playing it wrong.

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I was at the tennis court and I saw a tennis ball

It kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me

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How do tennis players decide who serves first?

By having sex... First come first serve

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Are you from Tennessee?

Because you look like an inbred redneck.

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What did Tennessee?

What Arkansas.

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Why did the tennis ball go to jail?

Because it got framed.

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Are you Tennessee?

Because you're a state

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Tennis rallies have always had a tranquilizing and calming effect on me.

Serene, huh? replied Naomi Osaka.

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