Tenn Jokes
43 tenn jokes and hilarious tenn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tenn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tenn Short Jokes
Short tenn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tenn humour may include short softball jokes also.
- 'God didn't create Adam and Winston', Says Tenn. Republican Does that mean Adam and Steve have broken up?!
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Tenn One Liners
Which tenn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tenn? I can suggest the ones about basketball and tournament.
- What did Tenne see? Same thing Arkan saw
- One could say that a fight between Tenn and Arkan is a see saw battle.
- What time does Sean Connery play a game of tennis? (Scots accent put on) Tenn-ish
The Funniest Tenn Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about tenn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean racket jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tenn pranks.
The Tennis Playing Midget
Did you hear about the midget who died playing tennis? He fell off the ping pong table.
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkensaw.
You must be a tennis player...
Because love means nothing to you!
Tennessee Joke
Two guys are hunting in the woods one day and they get to arguing about a set of tracks they had spotted, "Them is deer tracks," one says. The other, "No them's bear tracks!" Back and forth for about an hour... Then they get hit by the train.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
What's better than tennis?
Elevenis
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look like an i**... r**....
The tennis factory near me got closed down after local residents complained...
Apparently they were making a racquet.
For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime?
Racketeering
Why can't tennis players ever find happiness?
Because love means nothing to them.
You know what's better than Tennessee?
Elevennessee.
What did Tennesee??
What Arkansas..
Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?
Because everyone's making a racket.
Went to my old tennis coach's f**... last week.
His death was tragic but the service was lovely.
Why don't tennis players ever get married?
Because love means nothing to them.
Two tennis players got into a shouting match.
They made quite a racket.
Tennis players are the most heartless kinds of people.
Because to them, love means nothing.
How are tennis and life similar?
Love means nothing.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas
A tennis ball walks into a restaurant....
a waiter asks: "Have you been served?"
Tennis players grunt too much when they practice...
There's no need for all that racket.
How many tennis players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What?!? It's out? That's totally in.
Why do Tennesseans always wear orange?
On Saturdays they watch the Vols. On Sundays they hunt. The rest of the week they are picking up trash by the side of the road.
I was at the tennis court and I saw a tennis ball
It kept getting bigger and bigger... and then it hit me
What did the tennis instructor name his daughter?
Annette.
Tennessee man accused of dipping t**... in customers salsa.
I'm sure j**... Lee Lewis wrote a song about that.
Why do tennis players love vending machines?
Because they don't have to wait to for their food to be served.
As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, "Are you going to be ok?"
The tennis ball replies, "Of course. I'll bounce back."
Why are tennis players always hugging?
Because they always start their matches at love all
(A joke from my Alexa)
A tennis ball walked into a bar
It was served right away
My tennis career has taught me that I can be the best basketball player ever
Nothing but net
Why do tennis players not ever get married?
They think that love means nothing.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker. :)
If a tennis player can get tennis elbow
Does that mean a gynecologist can get tunnel vision?
There's a tennis court on top of a skyscraper in my city
Takes a lot of b**... to play there.
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?
Tunnel Vision
Why do tennis players s**... at relationships?
Because love means nothing to them.
Novak Djokovic is the first person to be knocked out of the Australian Open.
He only missed two shots.
A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him.
Hey what's all that in your pocket?
He says It's tennis balls
Well, if it's anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!
