Tendon Jokes
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Tendon Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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One day Achilles and Testiclles are talking
Testiclles said "Why is your name Achilles?" and Achilles said "When my mother dipped me in the river, she held me by my heel. My tendon is my only weak spot" and then he said "And why is your name Testiclles?"
Did you hear there's a new muscular disease that prevents you from making dad jokes?
It's called no pun in tendon!
What happen when you pull a muscle?
You start tendon to it.
Now, don't go breaking any bones, even though I know you are cracking up at this.
"What are you doing?" a man asked his osteopath
A man goes to visit his osteopath to ask about a pain he's feeling in his knee. He gets on the table and the osteopath sets to work massaging and stretching his muscles.
"That feels nice," the man says. "What are you doing?"
"Well," the osteopath says, "I'm working through all the tensions and problems in your life. This knot here is your marriage, this bump is your career and this tendon is your family."
"Really?" the man says. "You can solve all those problems just by doing this?"
"Nah," the osteopath says. "I'm just pulling your leg."
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