Tendency Jokes
22 tendency jokes and hilarious tendency puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tendency that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tendency Short Jokes
Short tendency jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tendency humour may include short trend jokes also.
- Someone once told me, "You have a tendency to twist people's meanings to suit yourself." I replied, "I'll take that as a compliment."
- My wife does not approve of my collection of bobbleheads that look just like me. She says I have a tendency to get ahead of myself.
- Why didn't the paranoid schizophrenic have any money in the bank? He had a tendency to withdraw.
- I once heard a story about Usain Bolt's tendency to be a womanizer They said he really gets around
- A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.
- What's the difference between astronauts and people with suicidal tendencies? Their interpretations of the phrase, "good bye world".
- My friends always say that I have narcissistic tendencies. I should get mad... ...but I love when they talk about me.
- My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my narcissistic tendencies... I can't see why she'd say that though, I'm perfect?
- Why dotn SJWs play strategy games ? Because strategy games have tendency for Triggered Events.
- My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solution But they never tell me what I should do about it.
Source : Daniel Gilbert (Stumbling on happiness)
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Tendency One Liners
Which tendency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tendency? I can suggest the ones about inclination and attitude.
- What do you call a person's tendency to discover drugs in unexpected places? potluck
- I a tendency to skip words.
- I have a tendency to use words in a context they don't behold. I call it a freudian flip.
- What animal has the tendency to be a half-a**... A mule
Uplifting Tendency Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about tendency you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean preference jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tendency pranks.
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I told my therapist that I've been having suicidal tendencies.
He made me start paying in advanced after that appointment...
My dad recently passed away and loved dirty jokes. I need some new ones to cheer me and my family up.
Last week, my dad unexpectedly passed away at the age of 56. One of the many things my family loved about him was his tendency to tell dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times. Does anybody have any good ones? Hearing some new dirty jokes would really help cheer me and my family up.
Legal Humor
A recent news headline indicated that lawyers were now being used as experimental test subjects in place of laboratory rats. I read further because this just didn't seem right, but the story gave several very solid reasons for the substitution of lawyers for rats.
First: There are more of them.
Second: The researchers had a tendency to become attached to the laboratory rats.
Third: There are just some things you can't get a rat to do.
Nitpicking
To resolve conflicts between management and staff, I brought both sides together and asked employees to jot down key words on a flip chart. One participant complained about management's tendency to interfere and wrote the word nitpicking. A manager leaped to his feet to ask, Shouldn't there be a hyphen between nit and picking?
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My girlfriend says I have a tendency to be overly t**....
Well I say girlfriend...
She's actually my sister.
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A man goes to a confession booth claiming he has a tendency to be involved in a lot of b**... type things...
His punishment was 30 Hail Mary's.
