The Best 22 Tendency Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Tendency jokes. There are some tendency habit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tendency stress puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Tendency Jokes and Puns
When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.
As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"
I have a tendency to run around naked...
So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking.
My dad recently passed away and loved dirty jokes. I need some new ones to cheer me and my family up.
Last week, my dad unexpectedly passed away at the age of 56. One of the many things my family loved about him was his tendency to tell dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times. Does anybody have any good ones? Hearing some new dirty jokes would really help cheer me and my family up.
I never tell jokes about 9/11
They usually have a tendency to crash and burn
Why didn't the paranoid schizophrenic have any money in the bank?
He had a tendency to withdraw.
I don't personally joke about 9/11
Every joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much.
He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.
I never joke about 9/11...
Every joke seems like it has a tendency to crash and burn.
I once heard a story about Usain Bolt's tendency to be a womanizer
They said he really gets around
I a tendency
to skip words.
Nitpicking
To resolve conflicts between management and staff, I brought both sides together and asked employees to jot down key words on a flip chart. One participant complained about management's tendency to interfere and wrote the word nitpicking. A manager leaped to his feet to ask, Shouldn't there be a hyphen between nit and picking?
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I try to stay away from making jokes about 9/11.
Every joke I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Drunken Uncle joke: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
It has a tendency to chip their theeth.
I have a tendency to drop everything I'm holding
It's really getting out of hand
Ariana Grandes fans are blaming her for Mac Miller's death...NSFW
Not surprised, they have a tendency to blow things up
I wanted to make a joke about 9/11
But everytime I do, It has a tendency to crash and burn.
I almost never do 9/11 jokes...
Because when I do they have a tendency to crash and burn.
My girlfriend says I have a tendency to be overly taboo.
Well I say girlfriend...
She's actually my sister.
A man goes to a confession booth claiming he has a tendency to be involved in a lot of BDSM type things...
His punishment was 30 Hail Mary's.
I have a tendency to use words in a context they don't behold.
I call it a freudian flip.
My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solution
But they never tell me what I should do about it.
Source : Daniel Gilbert (Stumbling on happiness)
Why dotn SJWs play strategy games ?
Because strategy games have tendency for Triggered Events.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tendency inability jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working tendency wont piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.