The Best 10 Tendencies Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tendencies jokes. There are some tendencies attitude jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tendencies desire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tendencies Jokes and Puns

A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office, and screams...

"Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!"

The doctor calmly answers "Pay me in advance"

I told my psychologist that I have suicidal tendencies.

He started charging in advance.

I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies.

He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

Tendencies joke, I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies.

I told my therapist that I've been having suicidal tendencies.

He made me start paying in advanced after that appointment...

I told my therapist I had suicidal tendencies

From then on he made me pay in advance!


My daughter has said she's been having suicidal tendencies and she asked for my support.

So I bought her some rope.

What do you call it when someone exhibits lizard-like tendencies?

A reptile dysfunction.

Tendencies joke, What do you call it when someone exhibits lizard-like tendencies?

My friends always say that I have narcissistic tendencies. I should get mad...

...but I love when they talk about me.

What's the difference between astronauts and people with suicidal tendencies?

Their interpretations of the phrase, "good bye world".

My girlfriend said she's leaving me because of my narcissistic tendencies...

I can't see why she'd say that though, I'm perfect?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tendencies penchant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tendencies inclination piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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