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29 tendency jokes and hilarious tendency puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tendency that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Tendency Short Jokes

Short tendency jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tendency humour may include short trend jokes also.

  1. A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office, and screams... "Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!"
    The doctor calmly answers "Pay me in advance"
  2. I told my psychiatrist I got suicidal tendencies. He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
  3. I told my therapist that I've been having suicidal tendencies. He made me start paying in advanced after that appointment...
  4. My daughter has said she's been having suicidal tendencies and she asked for my support. So I bought her some rope.
  5. Someone once told me, "You have a tendency to twist people's meanings to suit yourself." I replied, "I'll take that as a compliment."
  6. My wife does not approve of my collection of bobbleheads that look just like me. She says I have a tendency to get ahead of myself.
  7. Why didn't the paranoid schizophrenic have any money in the bank? He had a tendency to withdraw.
  8. I once heard a story about Usain Bolt's tendency to be a womanizer They said he really gets around
  9. A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.
  10. What's the difference between astronauts and people with suicidal tendencies? Their interpretations of the phrase, "good bye world".

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Tendency One Liners

Which tendency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tendency? I can suggest the ones about inclination and tending.

  1. I told my psychologist that I have suicidal tendencies. He started charging in advance.
  2. What do you call a person's tendency to discover drugs in unexpected places? potluck
  3. I told my therapist I had suicidal tendencies From then on he made me pay in advance!
  4. What do you call it when someone exhibits lizard-like tendencies? A reptile dysfunction.
  5. I a tendency to skip words.
  6. I have a tendency to drop everything I'm holding It's really getting out of hand
  7. I have a tendency to use words in a context they don't behold. I call it a freudian flip.
  8. I never tell jokes about 9/11 They usually have a tendency to c**... and burn
  9. I never joke about 9/11... Every joke seems like it has a tendency to c**... and burn.
  10. I almost never do 9/11 jokes... Because when I do they have a tendency to c**... and burn.
  11. What animal has the tendency to be a half-a**... A mule

Tendency joke, What animal has the tendency to be a half-a**...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about tendency can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of tendency puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uplifting Tendency Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about tendency you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean attitude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make tendency prank.

My dad recently passed away and loved dirty jokes. I need some new ones to cheer me and my family up.

Last week, my dad unexpectedly passed away at the age of 56. One of the many things my family loved about him was his tendency to tell dirty jokes at the most inappropriate times. Does anybody have any good ones? Hearing some new dirty jokes would really help cheer me and my family up.

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

I have a tendency to run around n**......

So every morning I spray myself with Windex, to prevent me from streaking.

I don't personally joke about 9/11

Every joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to c**... and burn.

Legal Humor

A recent news headline indicated that lawyers were now being used as experimental test subjects in place of laboratory rats. I read further because this just didn't seem right, but the story gave several very solid reasons for the substitution of lawyers for rats.
First: There are more of them.
Second: The researchers had a tendency to become attached to the laboratory rats.
Third: There are just some things you can't get a rat to do.

Tendency joke, I once heard a story about Usain Bolt's tendency to be a womanizer

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these tendency jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.