Tenants Jokes
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Funniest Tenants Short Jokes
Short tenants jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tenants humour may include short landlord tenant jokes also.
- BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump does not accept presidential election... Says he doesn't want to move into an estate which previously had black tenants.
- I mistakenly thought there were 11 ants illegally squatting in an apartment Turns out they were ten-ants.
- As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant. They were lo mein tenants.
- 5 ants rent an apartment. they realize there is plenty of room so they invite another 5 ants to join them
They are now Tenants - How many ants does it take to own an apartment? 10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.
- My landlady said she is evicting the tenant with the worst posture ... I have a hunch , it's me
- I once shared renting a property with a man from the army... ...I took the right half, and he was the left tenant.
- The White House has become low income housing and it's main tenant is a broke, deadbeat There goes the neighborhood!
- A Soldier I was renting a house to did a runner And owes me 6 months rent. He said he was a General but I've since discovered he is a Left Tenant.
- Whats the difference between your tweaker neighbor and your grandma's favorite singer? One's a bony tenant and one's a Tony Bennett.
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Tenants One Liners
Which tenants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tenants? I can suggest the ones about rents and residents.
- I used to clean the toilets when I was in the army They called me loo tenant
- How many ants does it take to fill an apartment Tenants
- How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants
- What do you call 5 ants who move into an apartment with another 5 ants? Tenants
- What do you call a vietnam war hero with a new apartment? New tenant Dan
- The tenants said the house was haunted. You'd think I would've noticed after 200 years.
- Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free? Because they're not tenants
- What do you have when adding 5 ants with another 5 ants? Tenants
- What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants
- What do you call a group of bugs in an apartment? Tenants.
- How many ants do you need to rent out a place? Tenants
- How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ? Ten-ants !
- Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom? There was a loo tenant inside.
- I just let my apartment to a family of insects. Now I have tenants.
- What do you call an army official who rents toilets? A Loo-Tenant
Tenants Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about tenants you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paying rent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tenants pranks.
The new tenants
Landlord: How are the new tenants above you.
Renter: They are ok. But it sounds like they are bang on the floor every night at 1 in the morning.
Landlord: That is outrageous. I will talk to them at once.
Renter: No. It is really not that big of a deal. I am usually up then practising my trumpet.
So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.
This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
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In my room
I was in my room when I saw ten ants running around frantically. I felt bad, so I made a house for them out of a cardboard box.
Technically, this makes me their landlord, which means they are my...
Tenants
My friend who bought an old house says sometimes he hears a melancholy voice at night.
Particularly one that whispers, "Sigh, I guess these new tenants will have to do."
I told him to ignore the noises. That it's just natural. It's just the old house - settling.
So, I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house for them out of a cardboard box. This technically makes me their landlord and they are my...
Tenants
