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Tenant Landlord Jokes

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The new tenants

Landlord: How are the new tenants above you.
Renter: They are ok. But it sounds like they are bang on the floor every night at 1 in the morning.
Landlord: That is outrageous. I will talk to them at once.
Renter: No. It is really not that big of a deal. I am usually up then practising my trumpet.

As a landlord, the most laid-back renters I ever had were a Chinese restaurant.

They were lo mein tenants.

So I was in my room and I saw a group of ten ants just running around frantically. I felt badly for them so I made a small house for them. out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my.....
Tenants

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.

My landlord throws a conniption fit for no reason whenever he sees the inside of mine or one of my co-tenants rooms.
I think he might have an apartment complex.

What did the landlord say to the tenant before Raksha Bandhan?

This year, you had invited alot of sisters here so if none of them comes to tie Rakhi then make sure you vacate the flat.

Did you ever hear of the landlord who played favorites?

He only did maintenance for his main tenants.

What do you call renters who eat a lot of noodles and ask little of their landlord?

Low mein tenants.

Tenant landlord question for rental apartment in North Dakota

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