The Best 13 Tenant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tenant jokes. There are some tenant landlord jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tenant veteran puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tenant Jokes and Puns

I used to clean the toilets when I was in the army

They called me loo tenant

The new tenants

Landlord: How are the new tenants above you.

Renter: They are ok. But it sounds like they are bang on the floor every night at 1 in the morning.

Landlord: That is outrageous. I will talk to them at once.

Renter: No. It is really not that big of a deal. I am usually up then practising my trumpet.

What do you call a Vietnam war hero with a new apartment?

New tenant Dan

The tenants said the house was haunted.

You'd think I would've noticed after 200 years.

My landlady said she is evicting the tenant with the worst posture ...

I have a hunch , it's me


I once shared renting a property with a man from the army...

...I took the right half, and he was the left tenant.

The White House has become low income housing and it's main tenant is a broke, deadbeat

There goes the neighborhood!

A Soldier I was renting a house to did a runner

And owes me 6 months rent. He said he was a General but I've since discovered he is a Left Tenant.

Whats the difference between your tweaker neighbor and your grandma's favorite singer?

One's a bony tenant and one's a Tony Bennett.

Why did the sailor get a promotion when he went to the restroom?

Because he became a loo tenant.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

You can explore tenant lessor reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean tenant kilograms dad jokes. There are also tenant puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My roommate told me she got tenant insurance. I said, "why'd you do that?...

...We only have 7 ants."

My Israeli tenant doesn't want to rent from me anymore

He's annoyed that I address all correspondence to 'The Occupier'

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tenant homeowner jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tenant lease piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes