Temptation Jokes
17 temptation jokes and hilarious temptation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about temptation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Temptation Short Jokes
Short temptation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The temptation humour may include short desire jokes also.
- I like my men like my teeth, 32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.
- My wife threw a pack of turkey and a lighter in the cart and my God the temptation was strong... It was just last week that I quit smoking cold turkey
- My pastor is worried I might be gay and has asked me to avoid temptation.. Get thee behind me, Satan.
- Last Sunday I found a wallet packed with money down by the church." Did you give it back?"
"Not yet. I'm still trying to decide if it's a temptation from the devil or the answer to a prayer." - Why do weathermen never give into temptation? Because they're so used to dealing with pressure!
- I couldn't help singing My Girl and Papa Was A Rollin' Stone It was just too much of a temptation!
- Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
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Temptation One Liners
Which temptation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with temptation? I can suggest the ones about lure and addiction.
- Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
- Why do people who meditate say 'ohm'? They're resisting temptation
- During No Nut November what is the most difficult temptation to endure? Donut.
- Lead me not into temptation.... I already know my way

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What funny jokes about temptation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inspiration jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make temptation pranks.
If your partner confesses that they cheated on you......
If your partner confesses that they cheated on you, I know the temptation is to ask, with who?
But that's inappropriate. Avoid it.
Instead ask, with whom? It is important to speak good English.
Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub
Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, Aye, 'tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin' bad. Then they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the other Irishman said, Aye, 'tis a shame to see that the Jews are fallin' victim to temptation as well. Then they see a catholic priest enter the brothel, and one of the Irishmen said, What a terrible pity…one of the girls must be dying.
Dean of Women...
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on s**... morality.
We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?
An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home.
One day the priest asks, "So tell me, Benjamin, be honest now, have you ever had bacon?" The old rabbi sighs and leans back, "Ashamedly yes. One day, In my youth, I gave into temptation and had bacon wrapped shrimp with cheese sauce....Now tell me Sean, be honest now, have you ever had s**...?" The old priest sighs, leans back and says, "For my sins, yes. Once, in my youth, I gave into temptation and had a one night stand my housekeeper." The Rabbi leans in closer, "It's better than bacon, isn't it."
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on s**... morality......
In moments of temptation, said the speaker to the class, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: How do you make it last an hour?
Relapse
"Great news, Mr. Oscarson," the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again. "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied."And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store.
You'll see - you'll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever. "Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you? "Well," suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave. "
The teacher asked Johnny, "What is s**...?"
Johnny stood up and said: "s**... is a temptation caused my a sensation where a boy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation"
The teacher stared at him and fainted.
A teacher asked her class "What is s**...?"
Johny got up and said:
"s**... is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
To increase *population*
For the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation*
Or so you need a *demonstration?*"
The teacher fainted then.
A retired priest and a retired rabbi are friends in a reitrement home...
One day, the priest says to his rabbi friend, "Tell me, honestly, have you ever tried bacon?" The rabbi shrugs and says "Yes, in my youth, I gave into temptation and I had bacon, but tell me my friend, have you ever had s**...?" The priest shrugs and says "I too, in my youth, gave into temptation." The rabbi leans over and smiles "Admit it, it's better than bacon."
