The Best 3 Tempt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tempt jokes. There are some tempt titillate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tempt coax puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tempt Jokes and Puns

Weight losers

The girl's husband was getting a bit tubby round the middle, so she decided to tempt him to do something about it.

"Honey," she said, "if you lose 20 lbs, I'll do a sexy striptease for you."

Cruelly, he replied, "And if you lose 20 lbs, I'll watch."

A tempting offer

I was tempted by an offer which read, Sausage Biscuits 2 for $1.00".
"How much is it for one? I asked.
"75 cents , she replied.
"Ok, I'll have the other one".

I was really tempted to say mean things about an obese animal

But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tempt long jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tempt tto piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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