Temporary Jokes
25 temporary jokes and hilarious temporary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about temporary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Temporary Short Jokes
Short temporary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The temporary humour may include short permanent jokes also.
- Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
- When guys are best friends it's a bromance. When girls are best friends it's..... Temporary.
- What's the difference between being vegan and having Covid 19? With Covid the loss of taste is only temporary...
- I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...
- Today, I hired a midget to do some temporary house work for me... She asked to be paid under the table.
- My mom says she dropped me as a baby and got temporary amnesia What a liar I think I'd remember something so huge about my life.
- What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common? They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.
- I really hate permanent markers Temporary markers though, on the other hand, are remarkable!
- "Tired" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point.
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Temporary One Liners
Which temporary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with temporary? I can suggest the ones about moment and instant.
- What do you call a metronome that recently broke? Tempo-rary.
- What is permanent in Soviet Russia? Temporary circumstances.
- Pain is temporary... Brain damage is forever.
- Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Does not apply to irritable bowel syndrome.
- What is a name for people who like to blow stuff up? Temporary
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What funny jokes about temporary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean urgent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make temporary pranks.
A 10 years old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia courtroom in Pennsylvania yesterday
.... when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life his family, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia 76ers whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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Ya know, if you believe in reincarnation, s**... is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
anyways, the hotline asked me not to come back
A jury finds a man not-guilty in court...
During trial much evidence had been produced that showed the defendant to be guilty.
Upon the jury's decision the prosecutor incredulously asked the judge: "Your honor, on what basis could the jury possibly have acquitted the defendant?!"
The judge replied: "Temporary insanity".
To which the prosecutor exclaimed: "All 12 of them?"
A man wakes up the mental ward
Relax, sir, you've just had ECT.
What's that?
Electrical shock therapy. After a shock to the brain, you have temporary partial memory loss. Patients often forget about the things that cause them stress and tension, allowing to them to relax and get better.
Okay.
Now that you're awake, I'll call your wife in...
My what?
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The wizard materialized on the hill above the outdoor festival and proclaimed, All shall be vanquished.... except those in temporary shelters supported by a pole, and fully aquatic animals with s**...-shaped teeth!
The area was safe for all in tents and porpoises.
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Pearl Jam have had to cancel some gigs in Europe after Eddie Vedder experienced some issues with his t**....
The band tried to source a temporary replacement vocalist, but they can't find a better man.
Professor Stone: "To the geologist a thousand years or so are not counted as any time at all."
Man in the Audience: "Great Scott! And to think I made a temporary loan of two pounds to a man who holds such views."
Source: 1913 newspaper
