Temporary Jokes

What are some Temporary jokes?

Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.

went to a temporary tatoo parlor

it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone.

When guys are best friends it's a bromance. When girls are best friends it's.....

Temporary.

A guy gets pulled over for speeding...

...and when the officer asks him if he knew why he was pulled over, the guy replies "No, sir."

"Well, for starters," says the officer, "You were going 50mph over the speed limit, and on top of that you were driving right down the center of the road!"

"Oh, you've misunderstood, officer," says the guy, "My license says I can do that."

The officer doesn't believe this, of course, and asks for proof, so the guy pulls out his license, which is little more than a temporary learner's permit printed on a piece of paper from the DMV.

"Right there at the bottom," says the driver, "It clearly reads 'tear down the dotted line.'"

Einstein dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates...

Einstein dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter tells him, "Oh, Einstein, we've not quite finished preparing your living quarters, so we'll have to ask you to temporarily room with a few other men for the time being." Einstein obliges, and St. Peter takes him to his temporary room, where he meets his 3 roommates. St. Peter, introducing Einstein to the first man, says "Einstein, this is Mark. He has an IQ of 130." Einstein says "Oh, wonderful, we'll be able to discuss physics together." St. Peter introduces him to the second man, "Einstein, this is James. He has an IQ of 150." Einstein says, "Marvelous, we'll be able to discuss mathematics and literature together." St. Peter introduces him to the third man, "Einstein, this is Will. he has an IQ of 80." Einstein turns to Will and says, "Oh, nice to meet you Will! So where do you think interest rates are headed?"

A jury finds a man not-guilty in court...

During trial much evidence had been produced that showed the defendant to be guilty.
Upon the jury's decision the prosecutor incredulously asked the judge: "Your honor, on what basis could the jury possibly have acquitted the defendant?!"
The judge replied: "Temporary insanity".
To which the prosecutor exclaimed: "All 12 of them?"

I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing.

Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...

A man is pulled over by a cop...

The cop approaches the car and says, "Sir, step out of the vehicle. You are under arrest. Not only were you speeding well above the limit, but you were driving straight down the middle of the road!"

The man protests, "But officer, I'm allowed to do that! It says so on my driver's license!"

The cop doesn't believe the man, and demands to see where it says that he's allowed to drive so recklessly. The man pulls out his license, which is a temporary license printed on paper, and points to the bottom.

"See? It says right here: tear down the dotted line."

Driving in the middle

A policeman looked up to see a woman racing down the center of the road at 100 m.p.h. He pulled her over and said, Hey, lady, would you mind telling me why you're going so fast down the middle of the road?

Oh, it's okay, Officer, she replied. I have a special license that allows me to drive like that.

Oh, yeah? Let's see it. The cop looked at the license and then concluded, Ma'am, there's nothing special about this. It's just a temporary license.

Look at the very bottom, though, the woman insisted. See? It says "Tear along the dotted line.'

Today, I hired a midget to do some temporary house work for me...

She asked to be paid under the table.

My mom says she dropped me as a baby and got temporary amnesia

What a liar I think I'd remember something so huge about my life.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Pain is temporary, pride is forever.

Does not apply to irritable bowel syndrome.

Pain is temporary...

Brain damage is forever.

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