The Best 7 Temporarily Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Temporarily jokes. There are some temporarily compensation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these temporarily indefinitely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Temporarily Jokes and Puns

So I was sentenced to death by hanging...

but my execution is being suspended temporarily.

Mitch Hedberg Joke - Escalators

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, only 'escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"
-Mitch Hedberg

I bet I can make you temporarily happy.

See? Now you're disappointed.

TIL that when a teacher is unable to make it to class, they will temporarily hire a...

Oh wait, wrong sub.

A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face.

"MgO!" He shouts, temporarily blinded.


What is Donald trump's favorite chemical process?

When two molecules bind temporarily because of random polarization
Oh f*k it it's van der walls forces

Hitler became temporarily blinded from a Mustard gas attack during WW1, which means...

He could not see.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the temporarily comfort jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working temporarily damage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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