Tempo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tempo jokes. There are some tempo metronome jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tempo sonata puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Tempo Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

went to a temporary tatoo parlor

it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone.

Youtube is introducing a new system of recommending youtube videos

The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm

What happens when a musician messes up during a song?

He has a tempo tantrum.

I didn't really like the movie Whiplash...

It's not quite my tempo.

Pilot episode

You know how you can tell if a shows going to be any good based on the pilot, since it sets the tempo for the entire show?

I just realized that my dad didn't like the pilot of my life...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tempo songs puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tempo percussion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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