The Best 9 Temples Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Temples jokes. There are some temples cloth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these temples holiest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Temples Jokes and Puns

Me: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder?



**McDonalds Boss:** Again *(rubs temples)* you don't need to put Mc in front of words.

**Me:** Oh ok *(...to customer)* welcome to Donalds.

Why do churches, temples, mosques or any religious place not have WiFi?

- Because there is no way they could compete with an invisible power that actually works

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Aliens suckered humans into making mass temples

It was the first pyramid scheme

I tried to get drunk off of Shirley Temples

But I didn't feel Annie-thing.


Johnny treats his body like a temple...

Unfortunately its one of those temples ruined by ISIS

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why is your head the holiest of all body parts?

Because it has two temples...

How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses?

They're both tight in the temples.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the temples pilgrimage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working temples fundamentalist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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