Temperatures Low Jokes
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Wife calls her scientist husband...
"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18
The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
Only SEVEN people die as temperatures as low as -42F wreak havoc across the American Midwest.
Apparently guns don't work in those temperatures.
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The emperor penguin mates at temperatures as low as -120 degrees F.
He is a frigid midget with a rigid digit.
I went to a hot spring today. Their water temperature was too low.
It was a tepid experience.
Cold weather makes my hands go numb.
After the temperatures get extremely low, they're just numbers.
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