The Best 37 Temp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Temp jokes. There are some temp permanent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these temp laborer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Temp Jokes and Puns

What temperature do you bake two pies?

360 degrees

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

does anyone think the temple is hypnotic?

And is that intentional?

Temp joke, does anyone think the temple is hypnotic?

I have a temperature of -273.15°C

Don't worry. I'm 0K

My friend got a job at a temp agency, getting a job giving people jobs

So he's basically a prostitute

went to a temporary tatoo parlor

it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone.

Surgeon's joke.

There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.

Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.

Temp joke, Surgeon's joke.

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

I guess some things will never change...

I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave.
Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is $400 a week.
"I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied,
"With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."

What's the temperate inside of a ton-ton?

What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton?


A: Took my temperature today.

B: Oh really?
A: No, rectally.

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I am for temperance...

... but I don't exaggerate it.

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

"They remember"

My body's a tempel

But only because it hates Palestine

A tempting offer

I was tempted by an offer which read, Sausage Biscuits 2 for $1.00".
"How much is it for one? I asked.
"75 cents , she replied.
"Ok, I'll have the other one".

A temple for atheists...

Is a "nonprophet" organisation.

Temp joke, A temple for atheists...

What temperature is best for helping babies grow?

Womb temperature.

How do you take the temperature of a gorilla ?

With great caution.

The nurse sauntered in with the thermometer...

She was here to temp me.

What do you use to take a cow's temperature?

A thermoometer.

How do you take a lion's temperature?


What is the temperature of the inside of a Taun-Taun?

Luke warm.

What is the temperature of a tauntaun?

What temperature are babies cooked in?

Womb temperature

I was really tempted to say mean things about an obese animal

But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.

No wonder the devil has so much wealth to temp people with...

He's been laundering money in an off-sheol account.

What's the temperature of a light saber?

Warm Warm

Why did Freddy Mercury stay home from school?

He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.

I once had a temp job at a prune processing plant

It was a plumb assignment

The temperature is so cold outside...

that if you make your girlfriend wet, you also make her hard.

What happens when the temperature drops during a torrential rain?

The weather goes straight to hail.

Sorry about the temperature down the mine today

It's coal man

What temperature do you bake 2pi?

360 degrees.

Trigonometric joke I created myself

What temperature does a caterpillar like?

Worm Temperature

A coworker of mine, Celsuis recently retired. The company hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He's the new temp!

A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him.

He's the new temp.

What's the temperature in a taun taun?


Credit to my friend James for that.

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