Following is our collection of funny Temp jokes. There are some temp permanent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these temp laborer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
360 degrees
6 Below
And is that intentional?
Don't worry. I'm 0K
So he's basically a prostitute
it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone.
There used to be a rule that in order to get into anesthesia, applicants had to have an IQ greater than their body temp. For a while they couldn't get any new anesthesia trainees because nobody would pass.
Then they decided to switch from farenheit to celsius, and now there's a lot of them.
On the side of his head.
I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave.
Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is $400 a week.
"I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied,
"With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."
What's the temperature inside of a ton-ton?
Lukewarm.
B: Oh really?
A: No, rectally.
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... but I don't exaggerate it.
"They remember"
But only because it hates Palestine
I was tempted by an offer which read, Sausage Biscuits 2 for $1.00".
"How much is it for one? I asked.
"75 cents , she replied.
"Ok, I'll have the other one".
Is a "nonprophet" organisation.
Womb temperature.
With great caution.
She was here to temp me.
A thermoometer.
Carefully
Luke warm.
Womb temperature
But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.
He's been laundering money in an off-sheol account.
Warm Warm
He had a temp of 200 degrees Farenheit.
It was a plumb assignment
that if you make your girlfriend wet, you also make her hard.
The weather goes straight to hail.
It's coal man
360 degrees.
Trigonometric joke I created myself
Worm Temperature
He's the new temp!
He's the new temp.
lukewarm
Credit to my friend James for that.
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