The Best 18 Tellers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tellers jokes. There are some tellers balaclava jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tellers banker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tellers Jokes and Puns

How do fortune tellers greet each other?

You're good, how am I?

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man stammered, "Yes."

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the husband and demands, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The husband quickly responds, "No....but my wife did!"

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?


Tellers joke, What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic.

Why can't I find a happy medium?

why can't a bank keep a secret?

because there are too many tellers.

Why can't fortune tellers have children

They have glass balls

Why are dragons such good story tellers?

Because they have long tails

Tellers joke, Why are dragons such good story tellers?

2 fortune tellers are talking about the weather.

The first one says it's going to be a hot winter. The second one replies "Yes, reminds me of the summer of 2093."

Where do bad dad joke tellers get sent?

To the punitentiary.

Due to lack of protective measures during the pandemic, retail cashiers and bank tellers are refusing to go to work

It's a counter strike

What do you call a community of fortune tellers who work for free?

A non-prophet organization

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Why are atoms bad story tellers?

Even though they are great at making things up, they always ending up Bohring me to death

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?


There are two types of joke tellers in this world. Those who take the time to craft a witty punchline...

Bank employees

...are called "tellers". Remember that before you whisper secrets to them.

I recently began selling faulty jetpacks to fortune tellers.

Prophets are flying through the roof.

Tellers joke, I recently began selling faulty jetpacks to fortune tellers.

Why are blind people bad fortune tellers?

Because they don't have visions.

The Bartender says, "This bar is for fortune tellers only."

Two skeptics walk into a bar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tellers usda jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tellers cashier piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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