Tell Tale Jokes
29 tell tale jokes and hilarious tell tale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tell tale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tell Tale Short Jokes
Short tell tale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tell tale humour may include short tells story jokes also.
- I wanted to tell my children a story about a ship that brings cars from one side of the river to the other But then I noticed that they're too old for ferry tales.
- I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)
- What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived.
- Why are anti-vaxxer's children good at keeping secrets? Cause they don't live to tell the tale
- I'll tell you a weird story about a pig's behind, but... I've got to warn you; it's a twisted tale.
(tail) - Some still tell the tale of the young woman who denyed her having an affair... It's now called Christianity or something
- What's the difference between Monkeys and Apes? Monkeys are better at telling stories because they have Tales.
- Have you guys heard about the new film adaptation of Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart?" It's rumored to star Beneathio del Flooro.
- I would tell you guys a long-winded tale involving the singers of "It Wasn't Me" and "Drop It Like It's Hot"... ...but I don't think you guys would have time to read yet another Shaggy/Dogg story.
- How can you tell if she's into girls? Get her to play 'rock,paper,scissors'
If you win using _rock_,
then you know.
_(If you lose using paper, this is also a tell-tale sign.)_
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Tell Tale One Liners
Which tell tale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tell tale? I can suggest the ones about tale and story telling.
- What do cows tell their calves at bedtime? Dairy tales.
- What kind of stories do big boats tell little boats? Ferry tales
- How do you identify a snitch? There are usually some tell-tale signs.
- What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale.
- The Aristocrats Tell your tale of this family debacle
Tell Tale Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tell tale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teller jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tell tale pranks.
Granddad could tell a tale
He used to say that as a boy he had the strongest arm in the county. He said he could throw a stick so hard that it would take his dog an hour to retrieve it.
To me that always seemed far-fetched.
Ambush Watch
Down at the Senior Center the other day Joe was telling a tale about his experience in the jungle during his war. It seems that he was wearing a cheap watch one night while on an ambush and it made so much noise that his buddy insisted that he douse the watch with bug spray . . . to get rid of the ticks.
Homeless man tells the tale
I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage.
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?
Oh no, nothing like that, he said, because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled.
A Fairy Tale
After his daughter is cursed by the dark fairy, Maleficent, King Stefan summons his royal carpenters and commands them to make the finest, most comfortable bed in all the land.
"It will be done, Your Majesty," replies the master builder. "Does His Majesty prefer a queen or a king?"
"A king, since you asked," whispers Stefan, "…but don't tell that to the queen!"
Did you hear the joke about the sorcerer and the levitating rabbit?
I'll tell you, but be warned; it's a hare-raising tale!
My marriage is pretty much like a fairy tale.
Every time i try to tell my wife she's a princess she either falls asleep, runs away, or asks me to prove it.
and since i don't have a magic carpet or poison apple it's kind of hard...
So an old man marries a 20 year old blonde...
and she gets pregnant. So he goes to the doctor. The doctor proceeds to tell him a tale:
"Once a boy went to the woods alone with an umbrella. He encounters a tiger in the woods. The boy points the umbrella at the tiger and the tiger drops dead immediately." The old man interrupts "Somebody else must have shot her!". "Exactly what I want to tell you" says the doctor.
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Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a t**... on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
A tale about a cowboy's horse
After a long night of drinking beers in the local bar a cowboy decides to head home. He exits the bar and searches for his horse, only to find out that his horse is not there anymore. Infuriated he went back in the bar and screams out loud:'Who stole my horse?'
The bar remaining dead silent, leaving the man to no other option then screaming: 'If no one tells me where my horse is, the same will happen as in 1989, and I do not like to let that happen again...'
With everyone in the bar now terrified, no one dared to speak up or tell the angry cowboy anything. The cowboy repeats himself one more time: 'I do not want to let the same thing happen as in 1989, remember that y'all.'
At that moment, one brave man dares to speak up and ask the mad cowboy what happened back in 1989. 'Then, then I went back home by foot.'