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Televangelist Jokes

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A Russian spy, a k**..., and televangelist walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "Sorry. Republican Convention is next door."

Why do televangelists go to church every Sunday?

To pray on the week.

Did you hear that the televangelist got himself a puppy?

He taught it how to beg and heal.

The slogan of a televangelist

"God will grant you all the money I need"

Robert asks a televangelist to pray for his hearing

After five minutes of violent shaking and trying to push the man backwards, the televangelist inquires Robert on the state of his hearing, to which he replies "I don't know, my hearing isn't until Tuesday at the courthouse."

Name, Occupation.

Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist

How do you hide a $100 bill from a televangelist

Place it in their bible, they'll never find it there

A Televangelist, a Rabbi and a Hindu were traveling together

They came across a farm and asked to spend the night there. The farmer said, I only have room for two, someone will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu volunteered. Moments later, there was a knock on the door. The Hindu said, There is a cow in the barn. I can't sleep on holy ground.
I will go said the Rabbi. Moments later there was a knock on the door. I can't sleep with a pig, pigs are unkosher.
So the Televangelist is sent out to the barn. Moments later, there was a knock on the door.
It was the pig and the cow.


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