Telescope Jokes

Funniest Telescope Short Jokes

Short telescope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The telescope humour may include short binoculars jokes also.

1. My telescope broke the other day and I was hoping the local observatory could repair it They said they'd look into it.
2. Have you guys seen the new image from James Webb telescope yet? I heard it looks back in time like 13.7 billion years... ...and it still can't see the last time you got laid.
3. I think my neighbor is stalking me through her computer, because I've seen her google my name. I'm certain I saw it on my telescope last night.
4. I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.
5. My friend sent me a link to download the images from the James Webb Telescope. I told him I would download them, but I don't have space on my phone.
6. Telescopes use mirrors Therefore we could be looking at space vampires and we'd never know it.
7. Why can't a pulsar be observed by any computer controlled optical telescope? Video killed the radio star.
8. My friend suggested that I get a telescope as I'm so interested in astronomy I said I'll look into it.
9. My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.
10. A guy asks his friend " have you ever used a telescope ?" " No, is it fun ?" Answers the latter
    " yeah you should look into it "

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Telescope One Liners

Which telescope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with telescope? I can suggest the ones about microscope and astronomer.

1. TIL You can watch the sun through a telescope without any filters. Only twice though...
2. Why are telescopes pointed away from earth? Because they search for intelligent life
3. I've never owned a telescope... But it's something I'm thinking of looking into
4. You guys ever heard of a horoscope? It's like a telescope but it can only see your mom.
5. Have you considered getting a telescope? You really should look into it.
6. Which planet appears largest in a telescope? Earth
7. I wanted to buy a telescope.... But the cost is astronomical.
8. I'm doing market research for a telescope manufacturer, I run the focus group.
9. What does a cow see with a telescope? Mooooooooon.
10. What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!
11. Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope.
12. My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now.
13. Somebody whacked my head with a telescope today I was seeing stars
14. Why did the astronomer get arrested? He tried to look at Uranus with a telescope.
15. What can see far, but cannot walk far? The Hobble Telescope.

Space Telescope Jokes

Here is a list of funny space telescope jokes and even better space telescope puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?

Hubble Telescope Jokes

Here is a list of funny hubble telescope jokes and even better hubble telescope puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was the telescope's catch-phrase? Stay Hubble.

Laughter Telescope Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about telescope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eye glass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make telescope pranks.