Teleported Jokes
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A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.
The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."
The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.
The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.
The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.
The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."
Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?
It's silverwhere, not silverwhen.
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I wish teleportation was possible..
I would never get late to the airport and lose my flight again...
The secret of quantum teleportation is simple...
...but it's a secret.
I was asked what I would do if I teleported three feet in front of me
Apparently screaming at the dismembered feet is not the usual response
Stand up Comedy on Star Trek
Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side
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