Telephone Pole Jokes
32 telephone pole jokes and hilarious telephone pole puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about telephone pole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Telephone Pole Short Jokes
Short telephone pole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The telephone pole humour may include short flagpole jokes also.
- It's so sad... that trees look at telephone poles, and think that being tall and skinny is the only way to get people talking.
- We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
- A couple weeks ago I saw a sign on a telephone pole that said "learn guitar in 30 days." I can't wait. Just a few more days and I'll be able to play the guitar.
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Telephone Pole One Liners
Which telephone pole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with telephone pole? I can suggest the ones about flag pole and fishing pole.
- Who was Alexander Graham Bellski? The first telephone Pole
- What do you call a Polish telemarketer? A telephone Pole.
- What did the poles do during world war two? They held the telephone wires off the ground.
- What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw.
- I'm here to tell you about telephone poles... Warning, long post.
- What is the state tree of North Dakota? The telephone pole.
- Alexander Graham Kowolczyk... The inventor of the telephone pole.
- How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.
- Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a t**....
- Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.
Telephone Pole Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about telephone pole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean phone booth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make telephone pole pranks.
Daddy, what's it like being drunk?
A little girl goes up to her dad and asks "Daddy, what does it feel like being drunk?" "Well," the father replies "You see those 2 telephone poles over there in the distance?" he says, pointing in the direction of the poles. "A drunk person would see 4 telephone poles there." The little girl, confused, replies "But daddy, there is only one telephone pole over there"
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Little Tommy gets asked to stay after class...
so little boy tommy isnt very good at math so his teacher kindly asks him to stay after class so she can help him.He agrees and listens to the teacher as she gives an example.She starts off by saying that if there are 10 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one off, how many are left? he quickly answers "none". she says "no tommy, there would be 9". he then looks at her and says "thats impossible, obviously if you shoot one off, they would all fly away". she tells him that she likes the way he thinks. he follows up by saying "can i ask you a question miss, if there are 3 ladies holding a lollipop, 1 s**... it, 1 l**... it, and 1 biting it...which one is married? the teacher quickly replies with "the one s**... it". he looks at her and says "no, the one with the ring on her finger, **but** i like the way you think
Three men applied to put up telephone poles.
The foreman sent them each out with a truck and 20 poles, telling them to come back after 8 hours.
The first man returns and says "I put up 12 poles."
The second man returns and says "I put up 15 poles."
The third man returns and says "I put up 3 poles."
"Three?" asks the foreman. "These two guys put up nearly thirty between them and you only put up three?"
"Yeah," the third man says, "But you should see how much they left sticking out of the ground!"
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Football
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. Can you tackle? asked the coach. Watch this, said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. Wow, said the coach. I'm impressed. Can you run? Of course I can run, said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. Great! enthused the coach. But can you pass a football? The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. Well, sir, he said, If I can s**... it, I can probably pass it.
So a policeman is in pursuit of a drunk driver...
...and this drunk is barreling at high speeds, nearly destroying everything in it's path. Finally the car hits a telephone pole and the car stops. The policeman jumps out of his car, runs up to the trashed car and pulls out the driver screaming, "YOU'RE DRUNK!"
The driver responds "Thank God. I thought my brakes and steering went out!"
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company.
After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few.
"Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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A Bounch of guys offer a blond woman a box of cookies to climb a telephone pole..
That's easy she says and climbs up the pole. The next day theres even more guys and they offer her two boxes of cookies to climb the telephone pole. She agrees and does it again. The next day they tell her their friends don't belive she can do it and talk her into climbing up a third time. After she's done everyone tells her how amazing that was. When she gets home her mom says to her "you now those guys just want to see your underwear right" the blond replys "I know mom.. that's why today I fooled them and didn't wear any"
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The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.
"Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run s**... into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can s**... it, I can probably pass it."