Telephone Lines Jokes
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Hawaiian Punch has a new telephone number.
It's the Punch line.
What is the c**... to a telephone receptionist who is on c**... ?
A second line
The telephone rings, and the little boy answers it.
"Are your Mom or Dad home?" asks the lady at the other end of the line.
"They was in earlier, but now they is out," replied the little boy.
"My," said the lady. "Where's your grammar!"
The boy replied, "She's upstairs napping."
Telephone rap battle
Two rappers were exchanging insults over the phone when one got upset and the line went dead.
Diss connected.
So I telephoned BT to report a nuisance caller.
The woman on the line said "Not you again."
"Why do you keep hogging the telephone line?"
-asked the Cauliflower to his wife.
"Broccoli", she replied.
Telephone lines...
Strong telephone lines are recommended but not.........weak wired
Medical miracle!
An 80 year woman married an 85-year-old man. After about six months together, the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor.
The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother."
"Get serious doctor, I'm 80."
"I know," said the doctor, "This morning, I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle."
"I'll be darned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.
"Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice.
She screamed, "You rotten s**.... You got me pregnant!"
There was a pause on the line. Finally, her husband answered, "Who's calling please?"
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