The Best 6 Telepathic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telepathic jokes. There are some telepathic cara jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telepathic teleport puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telepathic Jokes and Puns

For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus.

It's the thought that counts.

Only telepathic people will understand this pun.

I'll see myself out.

A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says

...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.

My buddy got me a telepathic abacus for Christmas

It's the thought that counts

My girlfriend is an Australian telepathic homeless dancer.

She's a waltzing Matilda


A telepathic alien diplomat once said to his human colleague: "Your bodyguards loathe you secretly."

The human was alienated immensely.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telepathic trilingual jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telepathic telepathic watch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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