Telepathic Jokes
7 telepathic jokes and hilarious telepathic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about telepathic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener
Makes scents when you think about it.
For his birthday, I got my friend a telepathic abacus.
It's the thought that counts.
I think my wife and I are telepathically connected
Every time I feel h**... she immediately gets a headache
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says
...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
A lot is said...
A lot is said about the famous mutant Telepath, Professor X...
Less is said about his incredibly inquisitive younger brother, Professor Y.
A pair of twins walk into a bar...
A pair of twins walk into a bar.
A man walks up to them and asks:
"So is it true that twins can communicate telepathically"
They look at each other in silence for about 30 seconds when the man says:
"I'm sorry if that was an awkward question, it was s**... of me to ask"
They respond in unison "No it's fine, we were just discussing an answer to give you"
Only telepathic people will understand this pun.
I'll see myself out.
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