The Best 4 Telepath Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telepath jokes. There are some telepath teleport jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telepath mind puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telepath Jokes and Puns

Only telepathic people will understand this pun.

I'll see myself out.

A telepathic alien diplomat once said to his human colleague: "Your bodyguards loathe you secretly."

The human was alienated immensely.

I took a course in telepathy, now I know what you're thinking...

What did one telepath say to the other telepath?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telepath pun jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telepath telepathic watch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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