The Best 6 Telemarketers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telemarketers jokes. There are some telemarketers sms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telemarketers smack puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telemarketers Jokes and Puns

Best lines when dealing with telemarketers

Some of the better ones

* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us

Anyone have more?

A joke on telemarketers from Seinfeld

**Jerry:** This isn't a good time.

**Telemarketer:** When would be a good time to call back, sir?

**Jerry:** I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?

**Telemarketer:** Umm, we're not allowed to do that.

**Jerry:** Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.

**Telemarketer:** Umm, no.

**Jerry:** Well, now you know how I feel.

Why can't you trust telemarketers?

Because they sound phony.

Telemarketers don't have managers

They have ring leaders

Which profession is feared by terrorists more than any other?

Telemarketers.


How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it'll probably take them twelve attempts.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telemarketers caller jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telemarketers snowoman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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