The Best 9 Telemarketer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telemarketer jokes. There are some telemarketer zuckerberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telemarketer phone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telemarketer Jokes and Puns

I used to be a telemarketer

I phone up one of my usual numbers and a little boy answers the phone.

"Are you parents home, young man?" I ask.

I hear him drop the phone and burst into tears. I wait a few seconds until someone pick up the phone. An elderly voice at the end of the line barks back at me:

"For the last time, this is an orphanage. PLEASE stop calling."

A joke on telemarketers from Seinfeld

**Jerry:** This isn't a good time.

**Telemarketer:** When would be a good time to call back, sir?

**Jerry:** I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?

**Telemarketer:** Umm, we're not allowed to do that.

**Jerry:** Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.

**Telemarketer:** Umm, no.

**Jerry:** Well, now you know how I feel.

Jesus might be a telemarketer.

The other day I got a phone call from a telemarketer. The guy was trying to sell me frankincense. I really didn't want it though, so I told him I didn't want to buy any. He probably suspected I was going to hang up, so he quickly said, "But wait, there's myrrh!"

The Answering Machine

Hi, this is Eric.

If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.

If you are my parents, please send money.

If you are a telemarketer, I have no money.

If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.

If you are my friends, you owe me money.

If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

I'm starting to think my Girlfriend doesn't like me anymore.

Last time we talked on the phone.. she told me she had to go cause there was a telemarketer on the other line


Telemarketers don't have managers

They have ring leaders

Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer?

They say he was a dead ringer.

How many telemarketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but it'll probably take them twelve attempts.

Got a newspaper telemarketer asking me about home delivery...

I said, "I already got a home. If you deliver another one, where am I supposed to put it?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telemarketer telephone jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telemarketer saleswoman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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