The Best 9 Telekinetic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telekinetic jokes. There are some telekinetic psychic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telekinetic levitation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telekinetic Jokes and Puns

All those with telekinetic powers raise my hand.

Wow! I wasn't expecting that!

If you are telekinetic,

raise my hand.

If you believe in telekinetics

Raise my hand

Those who believe in telekinetics

Raise my hand

If they are any telekinetics in the room

Please raise my hand

If you think you have telekinetic powers like Carrie White's then you should ...

Keep calm and NOT Carrie ON ....!

Why was Twelve scared of Eleven?

Because Eleven has telekinetic abilities.

Do you know what really blows my mind?

Telekinetic prostitutes.

You know what really blows my mind any time I think about it?

My telekinetic hair dryer.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telekinetic abilities jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telekinetic squirt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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