Telekinesis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telekinesis jokes. There are some telekinesis cobble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telekinesis sculpture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Telekinesis Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

Anyone who believes in telekinesis...

...raise my hand

All those who believe in telekinesis....

.....raise my hand .


It's the thought that counts.

I've been trying to move the rug on my living room floor through telekinesis,

And I've been trying every night for eight years. For eight years that rug hasn't moved an inch, but now my house is gone.

One day, a university lecturer is talking to his students about telekinesis...

"All those capable of telekinesis, raise my hand."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telekinesis superpowers puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telekinesis husk piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes