The Best 4 Telekinesis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telekinesis jokes. There are some telekinesis cobble jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telekinesis sculpture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telekinesis Jokes and Puns

Anyone who believes in telekinesis...

...raise my hand


It's the thought that counts.

I've been trying to move the rug on my living room floor through telekinesis,

And I've been trying every night for eight years. For eight years that rug hasn't moved an inch, but now my house is gone.

One day, a university lecturer is talking to his students about telekinesis...

"All those capable of telekinesis, raise my hand."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telekinesis superpowers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telekinesis husk piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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