Hilarious Telekinesis Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Anyone who believes in telekinesis...
...raise my hand
All those who believe in telekinesis....
.....raise my hand .
Telekinesis
It's the thought that counts.
I've been trying to move the rug on my living room floor through telekinesis,
And I've been trying every night for eight years. For eight years that rug hasn't moved an inch, but now my house is gone.
One day, a university lecturer is talking to his students about telekinesis...
"All those capable of telekinesis, raise my hand."