The Best 22 Telegraph Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telegraph jokes. There are some telegraph communication jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telegraph poles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telegraph Jokes and Puns

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Says he wants to send a message.

"Sure" says the clerk, "what's the message?"

"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."

Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, there's enough room for one more 'woof'".

Dog wrinkles his brow and replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense.."

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A dog walks into a telegraph office, puts $1 on the counter and says:
"Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof"

The operator says to the dog "Its $1 for 10 words, shall I put another woof on there?"

The dog then says "But then that wouldn't make any sense!"

A dog goes into a telegraph office

A dog goes into a telegraph office, takes a blank form, and writes: Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof, Woof.

The clerk examines the paper and politely tells the dog: There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price.

The dog looks confused and replies, But that would make no sense at all."

Telegraph joke, A dog goes into a telegraph office

Dog walks into a telegraph office...

Clerk says, "What's your message?"

Dog says, "Woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof."

Clerk says, "You know, for the same price, you can fit one more 'woof' in."

Dog replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense."

A dog walks into a telegraph office

He goes up to the counter and asks to send a message. It reads "woof, woof, woof." The lady says you know, for the same price, you could add another woof.

The dog gives her a confused look and says "but that would make no sense!"


Paddy the irishman gets a job

Paddy and his friend were hired to install telegraph poles.
After his first day his boss approaches and asks how many poles he put down yesterday.
paddy says "2"
"2!!" says his boss, "My other guys can put 10-15 poles in a day"
"yes, but do you see how far theirs are sticking out of the ground"

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Telegraph joke, What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telegram

A dog walked into a telegraph office and said, Woof, woofโ€ฆ woof, woof, woof โ€ฆ woof, woof, woof, woof!

The telegraph operator looked at the dog. Do you know , said he, If you add another 'woof' then the cost of the telegram will be cheaper?"

The dog looked at the telegraph operator and answered, But that wouldn't make sense now, would it?

Telegraph Operators once complained to Morse how some of his codes were confusing and needs to be revised.

But he had no remorse.

In 1862, Australia implemented a telegraph system that stretched from south Australia to Indonesia and beyond. Effectively becoming Australia's first internet.

And the speed of communication hasn't changed since.

I know a telegraph operator who was so bad he always had to send his messages again.

He had a lot of remorse about that.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

So, a dog walks into a telegraph office...

...he tells the telegraph operator that he'd like to send a telegram that says, "Woof, woof, woof...woof, woof, woof, woof." The operator says, "I noticed you have 9 words. You can include a 10th "Woof" at no extra charge. And, the dog looks at him and says, "Why? That wouldn't make any sense."

There are 3 main ways of communicating

Telegraph
Telephone
And tell a woman

The telegraph must be the most heartless invention...

...because Samuel had no remorse.

The three modes of communication

Telephone,
Telegraph and
Tell a woman

Telegraph joke, The three modes of communication

What does a telegraph operator feel when he has to send the same message again?

Remorse.

Help with telegraph/Morse code joke

I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?

What did Samuel Morse say when he finished building his sexy, new telegraph transmitter?

"I'd tap that!"


Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph.

But first they had to learn re-Morse code.

I've been told the telegraph operator who repeats himself

Has re-morse.

A study in the Daily Telegraph says that women have better verbal skills than men

I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh!

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We suggest to use only working telegraph wired piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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