The Best 7 Telecom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Telecom jokes. There are some telecom nsa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these telecom report puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Telecom Jokes and Puns

My very conservative coworker told me about the first time he had sex...

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...and I'll never think of jesus the same way again.

A telecoms engineer joins the army...

On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back:- "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.

The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''.

I rang my telecom provider.

Before I got through , I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"

They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.


What is a Telecom Executives favourite finishing move?

A Cream Pai

What telecommunications service does a fortnite player use?

Virgin Mobile

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the telecom nuisance jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working telecom lapd piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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