Telecom Jokes

My very conservative coworker told me about the first time he had s**......

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...and I'll never think of jesus the same way again.

A telecoms engineer joins the army...

On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back:- "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"

The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up

Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"

I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''.

I rang my telecom provider.

Before I got through , I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"
They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.

What is a Telecom Executives favourite finishing move?

A Cream Pai