Following is our collection of funny Tele jokes. There are some tele sung jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tele tvs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
A dog walked into a telegraph office and said, Woof, woof… woof, woof, woof … woof, woof, woof, woof!
The telegraph operator looked at the dog. Do you know , said he, If you add another 'woof' then the cost of the telegram will be cheaper?"
The dog looked at the telegraph operator and answered, But that wouldn't make sense now, would it?
They said they'd look into it.
It's the thought that counts.
because they cant have zippers
A dog walks into a telegraph office, puts $1 on the counter and says:
"Woof woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof"
The operator says to the dog "Its $1 for 10 words, shall I put another woof on there?"
The dog then says "But then that wouldn't make any sense!"
There's too much Gore
"Are your Mom or Dad home?" asks the lady at the other end of the line.
"They was in earlier, but now they is out," replied the little boy.
"My," said the lady. "Where's your grammar!"
The boy replied, "She's upstairs napping."
He had a lot of remorse about that.
I am doing a presentation on the Telegraph and my teacher is a sucker for a good joke/pun. Any help?
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
The service was a bit confused, but the reception was fantastic 😂
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We'll never know if there are any space vampires.
Remorse code
I phone up one of my usual numbers and a little boy answers the phone.
"Are you parents home, young man?" I ask.
I hear him drop the phone and burst into tears. I wait a few seconds until someone pick up the phone. An elderly voice at the end of the line barks back at me:
"For the last time, this is an orphanage. PLEASE stop calling."
Because they find him very down to earth.
It's an ADHDTV.
"Yes, it is," came the reply.
"Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
The woman on the line said "Not you again."
raise my hand.
I'll see myself out.
I would never get late to the airport and lose my flight again...
Wow! I wasn't expecting that!
On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back:- "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"
No, but it rings a bell
Keep calm and NOT Carrie ON ....!
Small people and high people
A Cream Pai
Please raise my hand
Because it isn't rare and is never quite well done
Because they are searching for intelligent life.
We've updated our Privacy & Policy
...because Samuel had no remorse.
To pray on the week.
It was basically just 50 shades of gray
CONGRATULATIONS STOP GREAT GAME STOP YOU WERE BETTER STOP GAS STOP OIL STOP TOURISTS STOP INVESTMENTS STOP
On their Taglia Tele
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
They only have 1 Tinky-Winky
It's my favourite TV show about four chubby aliens that live on a giant miniature golf course.
Tinky Winky had a stinky dinky
They would be in for a shock
Two rappers were exchanging insults over the phone when one got upset and the line went dead.
Diss connected.
Remorse.
They have ring leaders
(Not sure where I learned this one)
Once there was an American man talking to a British man. The American man was lecturing the British man, saying he was saying things wrong. He said its not lift its elevator, its not Tele its TV and its not a boot its a trunk of a car. The British man calmly said back "its not a shooting range its a school
A wife answers the phone.
Husband to wife: "How come you talked only 15 minutes?"
Wife: "It was wrong number."
You should look into it.
Because they search for intelligent life
Raise my hand
Raise my hand
So pissed they cancelled COPS
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tele arthritic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working tele telly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.