Teeth Jokes

Funniest Teeth Short Jokes

Short teeth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The teeth humour may include short dental jokes also.

1. My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, do you smoke or drink coffee? I told him I drink it.
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
   My 8 year old daughter told me this joke
3. My dentist mocked me today, saying that even though he's much older than me, he has healthier teeth. I said it must be because he has the better dentist.
4. I like my men like my teeth, 32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.
5. Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
6. You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
7. Turns out my co-worker and I are getting our teeth checked the same day Isn't that coinciDENTAL?
   I'll see myself out
8. Why do men give their jacket to women when its cold? Because it hurts to get blown by chattering teeth
9. Why are no murders solved in West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA and no one has any teeth.
10. How to turn your tongue into very own super hero! Step 1: place tongue between teeth
    Step 2: bite down. Hard.
    Step 3: your tongue should now be Thor.

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Teeth One Liners

Which teeth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with teeth? I can suggest the ones about cavity and molar.

1. What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
2. I dated a dentist a while back, She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
3. What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash? The front row of a Trump rally
4. I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth. [Removed]
5. What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Toby Keith concert.
6. I tell ya, my wife is a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count 'em!
7. What has a 1000 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.
8. What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car...
9. I once dated a dental hygienist She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.
10. What has 182 teeth and holds a small worm? My zipper
11. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
12. Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK.
13. What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee.
14. What is 20ft long and has 5 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair
15. Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them

Your Teeth Jokes

Here is a list of funny your teeth jokes and even better your teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If dentists make all their money from bad teeth... ....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.
• I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating
• So my girlfriend is getting a bit older and her teeth are starting to fall out. It's okay, though. They'll grow back.
• Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
  
• Why is the South the best place to hide in case of zombie takeover? Southerner zombies don't have any teeth to bite with.
• Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.
• TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky... Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.
• "Darling, your teeth are like stars." "So yellow and so far apart..."
• The dentist said, "You need two root canals. They'll be expensive, but I'll let you pay... ..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."
  I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."
  "They are."
• A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says "don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."

Brush Your Teeth Jokes

Here is a list of funny brush your teeth jokes and even better brush your teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do protesters refuse to brush their teeth? Because plaque lives matter.
• How to tell someone they have a bad breath nicely ? "Oh boy I am bored lets brush our teeth"
• My mom was always obsessed with dental hygiene... ...she would always take her electric toothbrush to bed and brush her teeth all night!
• I was so busy with maths homework that I didn't brush my teeth for a week The calculus had built up, and it was starting to get quite hard.
• I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to shower, comb my hair & brush my teeth. I think they may be trying to groom me.
• I'm religious about brushing my teeth. I do it twice a year on Christmas and Easter.
• How come Link never brushes his teeth? He wants breath of the wild.
• A Game Dev wakes up, brushes their teeth, gets dressed, grabs their keys and walks out of the door Map Failed to Load
• I told the dentist I was concerned about the buildup on my teeth He just brushed it off.
• I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather.

Brush Teeth Jokes

Here is a list of funny brush teeth jokes and even better brush teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I hate having to brush my teeth in the morning. I must be the only person in the world with hairy teeth.
• What does a gorilla brush his teeth with? A toothbrush.
• Most people don't clean their teeth properly They just brush past them
• Why did the chemist wear gloves to brush his teeth? His mouth was 4 molar
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• What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush? You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
• My friend got an award for not brushing his teeth for a year. He said it was worth it for the plaque.
• What does the Night's King brush his teeth with? Wightening toothpaste.
• It wasn't too bad when I accidentally brushed my teeth with Preparation H, but.. Icey Hot on a hemorrhoid is not a good way to start the morning off.
• Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies…
• I was abducted a few years ago. I was taken aboard a ship where they made me brush my teeth three times a day, wash behind my ears and eat all my greens I think I was on the mothership.

Teeth Like A Jokes

Here is a list of funny teeth like a jokes and even better teeth like a puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Boy: your teeth are like stars GIRL: Aww.. thanks are they that much pretty?
  Boy: no, far away from each other
• When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars... ...they come out at night.
• My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth.
• Teeth are like college. After experiencing with drugs, a few might drop out.
• People are like ice cream They hurt my teeth when I bite them.
• I don't like eating rabbit I always get hare stuck in my teeth
• Donald Trump told me that I have very nice teeth which is not surprising, seeing as he only likes things that are straight and white.
• I once told someone their teeth looked like stars.... Yellow and far apart.
• Her teeth were exquisite. They were bright and dazzling like the stars in the sky. They also came out at night.
• I like my teeth like I like my people Straight and White

Wisdom Teeth Jokes

Here is a list of funny wisdom teeth jokes and even better wisdom teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out I'm going to fail so many perception checks without them :(
• Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth? It's called An Inconvenient Tooth .
• A cheapskate goes to have his wisdom teeth removed. The dentist said the procedure would cost $100. The cheapskate replies, "I'll give you $50 and just loosen it."
• Had my wisdom teeth removed and the doc wrote me a script for oxys The percs of dental surgery
• Which teeth are the brightest? The wisdom teeth
• Today is coming out day... ...so i got my wisdom teeth removed
• Oxycodone With my wisdom teeth gone, I was hoping of getting a bit of a high, but all it did was relieve pain.
  well that was a "downer"
• Why do chemistry majors get their wisdom teeth removed? It's dangerous to have too many molars.
• God invented wisdom teeth so that everybody could have a chance to try Vicodin. Title
• I used to give really good advice. Then I got my wisdom teeth taken out.

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