The Best 29 Teet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teet jokes. There are some teet owlgebra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teet whitney puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teet Jokes and Puns

What has 3 teeth and 100 legs?

A meth queue.

What has 3 teeth and 100 legs

An unemployment line in Tennessee.

What has 52 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper. I overheard my grandpa tell that joke as a kid and it always made me laugh.

Teet joke, What has 52 teeth and holds back a monster?

Why was the little piglet suckling on the cow's teet?

He was udderly confused.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people


What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Teet joke, What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

What has 65 teeth and holds back the beast?

My pants zipper.

How do you know if your teeth are sensitive?

When you hurt their fillings

Your teeth are like the stars

Yellow and separated.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

You can explore teet hoot reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean teet nipple dad jokes. There are also teet puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

-An alligator.

Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes?

-A retirement home.

What has 3 teeth, 15 arms and 19 legs?

The front row of a Nascar race.

A teetotaler walks into a bar...

Bartender: See, if you'd been drunk, it wouldn't have hurt as much.

My teeth started a movement...

Plaque lives matter.

Your teeth are so yellow

...that cars slow down

The dentist said, "You need two root canals. They'll be expensive, but I'll let you pay...

..for them for $500 a month for 36 months."

I said, "Wow, those sound like car payments."

"They are."

I took someone's teeth out in the woods yesterday

It was an axe-i-dent

Why were the Carpenter's teeth so bad?

Because he was always biting his nails.


Which teeth are the brightest?

The wisdom teeth

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow

When she smiled at traffic, it slowed down

Her teeth were exquisite. They were bright and dazzling like the stars in the sky.

They also came out at night.

Are your teeth cold?

Then why are they wearing those yellow blankets?

(You just licked your teeth didn't you?)

Teeth are like college.

After experiencing with drugs, a few might drop out.

What has 32 teeth and hides a monster?

My zipper

Yo daddy's teeth are so yellow...

People think he has a bad, BAD aim!

What is the most common type of owl?

A teet.

I like my teeth like I like my people

Straight and White

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teet breast jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teet titty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes