Teet Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

What has 3 teeth and 100 legs

An unemployment line in Tennessee.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

What has 3 teeth and 100 legs?

A meth queue.

The Pastor's New Teeth

The Pastor goes to the dentist to get a new set of false teeth. On the first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. On the second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
But the following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what had happened to cause that.

The Pastor explained that the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much again to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow

When she smiled at traffic, it slowed down

Your teeth are like the stars

Yellow and separated.

Teeth are like college.

After experiencing with drugs, a few might drop out.

Why was the little piglet suckling on the cow's teet?

He was udderly confused.

How do you know if your teeth are sensitive?

When you hurt their fillings

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Are your teeth cold?

Then why are they wearing those yellow blankets?

(You just licked your teeth didn't you?)

My teeth started a movement...

Plaque lives matter.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

-An alligator.

Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes?

-A retirement home.

Her teeth were exquisite. They were bright and dazzling like the stars in the sky.

They also came out at night.

I like my teeth like I like my people

Straight and White

What has 65 teeth and holds back the beast?

My pants zipper.

What has 62 teeth and 47 legs?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Why were the Carpenter's teeth so bad?

Because he was always biting his nails.

Which teeth are the brightest?

The wisdom teeth

What has 32 teeth and hides a monster?

My zipper

What has 52 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper. I overheard my grandpa tell that joke as a kid and it always made me laugh.

What has 3 teeth and 100 legs?

A meth que.

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