The Best 17 Tees Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tees jokes. There are some tees fairway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tees shirt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tees Jokes and Puns

Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?

To minimize casual tees...

Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies?

Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.

Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.

There were a lot of casual tees.

Tees joke, Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.

Did you hear about the bombing at the garment factory?

Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.

What is the most common attire during WWII?

Casual Tees


Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing...

There were no casual tees.

An explosion happened at a clothes store.

There were many casual tees.

Tees joke, An explosion happened at a clothes store.

There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon.

They're still counting the casual Tees.

Two guys are playing golf...

Two elderly gentlemen come to a par 3 hole. One of them tees up, starts to swing, but notices a funeral procession passing by. He stops mid-swing, takes off his hat and bows to the procession. After it passes, he puts on his hat and resumes his swing. The other man says to him, "Wow, that was really gentlemanly of you, paying your respects like that!" As he swings, he replies, "Well, she was my wife for 25 years..."

Did you hear about the explosion in a garment factory

Apparently there were over a hundred casual tees

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers.

Must've been the soccer tees.

The police are investigating the recent shootout at a fancy downtown restaurant.

There are no reports of casual tees.

Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat?

There were several hundred casual tees.

A golfer is playing golf by himself one Sunday morning. He comes to a par 3 that goes over a lake.

Dejectedly he takes an old scruffed up ball out of his bag and tees it up.

Suddenly he hears a loud , commanding voice from above say: TEE UP A NEW BALL.

He looks around surprised, then opens a brand new sleeve of Titleist and tees one up.

He hears the voice again: TAKE A PRACTICE SWING .

So he steps back and takes his best practice swing.

He hears the voice again: TEE UP AN OLD BALL.

A man walked into a thrift shop and couldn't bear to look

There were too many casual tees

Tees joke, A man walked into a thrift shop and couldn't bear to look

Why couldn't the golfer sleep?

Because he'd had 18 tees.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the tees putter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working tees attendant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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