The Best 46 Teepee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teepee jokes. There are some teepee campsite jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teepee tepee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teepee Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the Native American chief who drank 50 gallons of Earl Grey?

He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-pee.

A man goes to see a psychiatrist...

"Doctor, I feel like I'm going crazy! It's this constant back and forth: I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. What am I supposed to do!?"

"Relax" Says the psychiatrist, "You're two tents"

A guy goes to see the doctor...

He says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep having these weird dreams! Last night I dreamed I was a Tee-pee and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam."

The doctor looks at him thoughtfully and then says, "I think I see your problem. You're two tents."

Teepee joke, A guy goes to see the doctor...

A guy run up to me and started yelling,

"I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

I said, "Calm down, man. You're too tense."

Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office....

stammering over and over "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam..."

.... The psychiatrist says calmly, "settle down you're too tents (tense)...


Old Native American joke

A young Indian boy was curious about how he got his name. He asked the chief, "Chief, how do we get our names?"

The Chief answers him, "We give names by what is outside of the teepee during ones birth.

"When your mom was born, it was a beautiful April day, so we named her BlueSky.

"After your dad's birth we were greeted by a majestic deer, so we named him WhiteTail."

The chief looked at the boy a little puzzled,

"Why do you ask BearFuckingBear?"

Man goes to a therapist. Says, "Doctor, every night I have the same dream, first I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. Over and over again, all night long. What does it mean?"

Therapist replies, "Simple. You're two tents."

Teepee joke, Man goes to a therapist. Says, "Doctor, every night I have the same dream, first I'm a teepee, then

I was having the same dreams every night, so I went to see the doctor...

The doctor asked me to describe the dreams.

So I said, "Well, one night I'll have a dream that I'm a teepee... the next night I'll have a dream that I'm a wigwam. The next I'll be a teepee. Then a wigwam. Teepee, wigwam, TEEPEE, WIGWAM!"

The doctor said, "Woah, calm down! You're two tents!"

In the shrinks office...

* jack paces around muttering "I'm a wig-Wam; I'm a tee-pee. I'm a wig-wam; I'm a tee-pee." Shrink urges, "you need to take a seat, you're too tents."

* meanwhile the receptionist presses the emergency button because a deranged man walked in wearing nothing but a plastic wrap thong. Shrink asks through the intercom, "why do you think he's deranged?" The receptionist responds, "Doc, I can clearly see he's nuts."

A young native child asks his father...

"Father, where did I get my name?"

To which the father replied, "well son, we name our children after the first thing we see when we come out of the teepee when you are born. That is why your sister is named Running River..."

"Oh, like how we live near the river!" the son chimed in. "But father, why am I named Twod Ogsfucking"

Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed?

He drowned in his teepee.

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Did you hear about the Native American that drank 400 oz of his favorite herbal caffeine in one sitting?

Nobody did, because he died drowning in his TeePee.

Did you hear about the Native American man who drank 200 cups of tea?

He nearly drowned in his own teepee.

I keep having this reoccurring dream

Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me "Calm down kid, you're two tents.".

A man went to his therapist, freaking out that he'd dreamt he was a teepee one night and a wigwam the next.

The doctor told him, "Calm down. You're too tense."

A guy goes to his psychiatrist . . .

And he tells him, "doc, something is wrong with me. Every night I fall asleep and I am awakened by one of two alternating dreams; one night I'm a teepee, and the next night I'm a wigwam. You gotta help me, doc, it's driving me crazy!"
The doctor thinks for a minute, then looks up at the man and says, "you're two tents."

Teepee joke, A guy goes to his psychiatrist . . .

What do you call a teepee that breaks immediately after building it

A waste of ATP

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea?

He drowned in his teepee.

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An Indian Chief is sitting under a tree...

An Indian Chief and his son are sitting under a tree, looking out over the plains when his son asks: "Father, why is sister named, Running Deer?"

Chief: "Because, my son, when she was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a deer running."

Son: "Father, why is brother called Charging Bull?"

Chief: "Because my son, when he was being born I looked out of the teepee and saw a bull running. Why do you ask, Pooping Dog?

Stressed Out

A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!

Man walks into a psychologists office and says "Doc. You gotta help Me! I'm having these terrible dreams!"

Doc asks the guy "what happens in these bad dreams?"

The guy says "Sometimes I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then a teepee, then a wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam. It's all night! I can't take it!"

Doc says "you've got to calm down. You're too tense."

The recurring dream

An old man sought out advice from his therapist about his troubling recurring dreams.

One night I'm a wigwam, the next night I'm a teepee.

Relax, said the therapist, you're two tents.

Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night?

They found him dead the next day in his teepee

Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee.

Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents.

A native American indian is talking to his psychiatrist

He tells him "Doc, I dont know what is wrong with me. One moment I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam."

The doctor says "Ah, I think I see your problem. You're too tense."

A man frantically walks into the doctor's office...

...and begins to shout, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

"Calm down, calm down!" The doctor says.

"You're two tents!"

A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist.

Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?"
Psychiatrist - "You're two tents."

There's an old Native American man that sits in a teepee along the road I take to work.

Every morning for a while now I stop in and ask him what the weather will be that day. Rain, snow, sun, clouds. He's always right.

Well yesterday I stopped in just like normal and asked what the weather was going to be like.

"Got no clue", he said.

I was shocked. "What's different about today that you don't know?"

He just shook his head sadly. "Radio broke."

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office and exclaims "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

Psychiatrist says "Calm down! You're two tents!"

Son of chief: "Father, how are we named?"

Chief: "After you are born, your mother looks out of the teepee and names you the first thing she sees."

Son: "Oh wow, is that how you were named Soaring Eagle?"

Chief: "Yes, Horse Taking Dump"

A guy visits his psychiatrist

"Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "It's very simple. You're two tents."

A man on a plane started shouting hysterically:

"I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam!..." nobody could get him to stop. Finally the flight attendant went over to him. She said "calm down, you're two tents."

Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam.

My wife says I'm two tents.

Recurring dreams

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says Dr. you have to help me, I keep having these recurring dreams. One night I dream that I am a wigwam and the next night I dream I am a teepee. It alternates one night wigwam, one night teepee. . The psychiatrist says I think I know what your problem is. You are too tense.

I went to my Dr. the other day and said doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam

He said relax you're two tents

Patient: Doc, I keep having this dream.

First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me? Doctor: You're two tents.

A man goes to his doctor...

The man says, "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!"

The doctor says, "Calm down man, you're two tents!"

I went camping with my Native American family and my father gave me the teepee with all the holes and says to me

You're important

Let's end with a joke.

Why did the psychiatrist feel his patient was a pup tent and a teepee?
They were too tense.

How are Native American mitochondria different from the mitochondria of other races?

They make a teepee

I went to the doctor, i told them most times i feel like a wigwam but then other times i feel like a teepee.

They said I'm two tents.

What did native Americans use to blow their nose?

Their tee-pee

Have you heard of the Native American who drank 40 gallons of tea?

He was found dead in his teepee.

I told my doctor I wasn't sleeping well. I told him that sometimes I dream that I am a wigwam, and sometimes I dream that I am a teepee.

He said, Well there's your problem, you're too tense.

Confused man sees a psychiatrist

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm a teepee. No wait, I'm a wigwam. No, I'm definitely a teepee. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm a wigwam. Nah, I'm for sure a teepee. But actually, I'm 100% certain I'm a wigw-...."
"Stop, stop. Just stop right there, I already know what your problem is. You're two tents...."

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