The Best 2 Teeny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teeny jokes. There are some teeny newt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teeny microscopic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teeny Jokes and Puns

What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant?

An ant's teeny weenie.

The Three Wishes

A woman gets three wishes, BUT, says the Genie, for everything you wish, your husband will be granted your wish times 1000. She says, I would like to be beautiful. The Genie grants her wish, and says, you are beautiful, but your husband is the most handsome man alive. She says, I would like to be very rich. The Genie grants her wish, but says, you are very rich, but your husband is 1000 times richer. What is your 3rd wish? She says, I would like to have a little teeny heart attack.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teeny platter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teeny units piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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