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- If Snapchat has taught me anything .... .... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals.
- How many prepubescent teen boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? He said "screw" lolol
- What do a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? Both of their moms are gonna kill 'em
- My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
- A teen is telling his parents what he wants to major in "I want to be a history major," he says.
The dad responds, "No you don't! There's no future in it!" - I'm 37 years old, a husband, and a father of two pre-teens AND I don't tell Dad jokes... because he left when I was 2.
- Why is Leo DiCaprio soo good at Black Jack? He always hits on teens and never goes over 21.
- My teen daughter is acting really odd. She can't even. It's causing a family divide. We've got to figure it out before our problems multiply.
- Roy Moore opened a clothing store in Birmingham, but it was quickly shut down. Parents were pretty upset when they realized "Teen girls clothes always half off" was the entry policy, not a sale.
- How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them
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Teens One Liners
Which teens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with teens? I can suggest the ones about teenage boys and youth.
- Why do you always see teen girls in groups of three? Because they literally can't even.
- A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... "My mom is gonna kill me."
- What is the opposite of a protein? An amateur teen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Hey, Roy Moore; what's the weather forecast? Tonight, we'll be dipping into the teens.
- Why didn't the Muslim youth get the coronavirus? Because he was a Quran Teen.
- You can say what you will about Cis Teens But they can sure make a nice chapel
- Teen pregnancy? More like *child labour*
- What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats.
- What do you call an isolated, Religious, Islamic teenager? A Quran-teen
- What did the depressed teen say to the other depressed teen? Can you knot?
- Did you know teen pregnancies… Take a sharp decline at the age of 20.
- Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? Because they're Master Baiters.
- What do R. Kelly and current temperatures have in common? They're both in the teens.
- What do you call it when a school is made for Tumblr teens? Edgy-cation....
I'm sorry - What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens.
Ridiculous Teens Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about teens you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean young adults jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make teens pranks.
A drunk white guy swerves and hits 2 black teens walking down the sidewalk
One went through the windshield, the other was flung 50 yards away.
When the police show up, they charge the first kid with breaking and entering and the other with fleeing the scene of a crime.
I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to p**...
because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility.
Six West Virginia teens dead after pickup they were riding in crashes into the Ohio River
They couldn't get the tailgate down in time to escape.
New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.
Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.
What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?
In-test teens.
Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth.
Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets.
So I've heard there's a h**... epidemic among white teens...
I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems
What do seal hunters and teens have in common?
They both love clubbin'
Why samurai women menapause in their teens?
Because there is no honor in bloodshed.
Where do edgy teens come from?
Angsterdam.
Turns out that Roy Moore is having a bad influence on weather in Alabama.
The temperatures are flirting with the teens this week.
What do you call a creepy old guy who hangs out at malls, and has s**... with under age teens?
In Alabama, your Honor, but soon it will be "Senator".
Roy Moore is like winter
He's often dipping into the teens
Call me the temperature
Because tonight I'm dipping into the teens
What do Roy Moore and the recent weather have in common?
They've both been dipping into the teens at night.
Have you heard that the weather forecast in Alabama now favors Roy Moore?
It's expected to dip into the teens
GOP releases current polling numbers for Roy Moore
they're dipping into the teens
The weather suggests that turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today.
It is expected to dip into the teens.
The forecast in Alabama is favoring Roy Moore...
The temperature is dipping into the teens.
It's going to be in the teens all next week
just like Kevin Spacey
Why does Roy Moore like D.C.
Because, while the temperature is 30°, the real feel is in the teens.
I'm writing a musical love story set in the '50s about 2 teens from the opposite sides of the tracks, falling in love during the National Origami Qualifiers.
I'm calling it "Crease."
A Man and Woman are getting it on for the first time
She takes his socks off and notices his gnarly toes
"What happen to your toes?" she asks
he says " when i was a child i suffered from Toelio"
She says "you mean Polio?
He says "no it's like polio but of the toes"
She isn't willing to let this stop her. And she slides his pants down and notices his oddly colored weirdly shaped knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asks
"in my teens i had the kneesles" he says
She said "you mean the measles?"
he says "no it's like the measles but of the knees"
Still this won't stop her. She slides his boxers down. She giggles and says "let me guess...smallcox"
With the likes of Game of Thrones and Westworld on HBO
There is going to be a generation of teens getting an e**... just by listening to HBO's intro static.
Three teens are granted a wish each..
Nothing special happens, they all just wish you'd leave them alone.
What does A&W and Thailand have in common?
You can have 2 teens for $5
My depressed teenage daughter just grew her own tomatos.
We really need to stop teens from self farming.
What do a priest and acne have in common?
Both come on your face during your teens
On my way to school
I saw 4 teens beating up a lil kiddo so i decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us
What do R. Kelly and the weather have in common?
They're both in the teens.
Whis is R. Kelly excited by all this cold weather?
He kept hearing it was gonna be in the teens
What's R. Kelly's favorite kind of weather?
He prefers it in the teens.
Actual conversation that took place in front of me today while waiting for my food at a chicken place...
There were 4 teens standing in front of me, 2 boys and 2 girls. One of the girls walks off to go to the restroom...
Guy A Hey man, is that your sister?
Guy B Yeah
Guy A I can tell, y'all look just alike. This is my sister and we don't look nothin' alike. I look just like my daddy... and she looks just like her daddy!
I laughed.
The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide.
Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.
Why do teens only hang in odd numbers
Because they literally, can't even.
Update: corrected the spelling error. Thanks for the feedback.
