Teenage Mutant Jokes
29 teenage mutant jokes and hilarious teenage mutant puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about teenage mutant that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Teenage Mutant Short Jokes
Short teenage mutant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The teenage mutant humour may include short teenage jokes also.
- I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
- What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais
- Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements? Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.
- I got attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle I got Attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask, so I couldn't Idenitfy him. - A teenage mutant ninja turtle walks into a bar Yeah, right, like ninjas would ever be *seen* walking into a bar.
- How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. It's a huge problem.
- Do you think the writers for all the teenage mutant ninja turtle movies had trouble deciding if Krang should be in them? Because I think it must have been a no brainer
- My friend was r**... by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.
- A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle walks into a bar. The bartender says, you're underage. Get the h**... out of here.
- I was r**... by a teenage mutant ninja turtle last night But couldn't identify him to the police because he wasn't wearing a mask
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Teenage Mutant One Liners
Which teenage mutant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with teenage mutant? I can suggest the ones about teenage girl and mutant.
- 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Rapists' Coming in April
- Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
- What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt? Master Sprinter.
- How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles like their Islamic terrorism? RADICAL!
- Why do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles often fight 4 vs 1? Because their Sensei is a rat.
- What do Teenage Mutant Ninja Muslims practice? Radical Islam
- What is the favourite pizza base of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Sewer dough.
- Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe? Shredder.
Uproarious Teenage Mutant Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about teenage mutant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean teenage boys jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make teenage mutant pranks.
My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
Doesn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard.
A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....
When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"
A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as kamikaze pilots, attacking the turtles in their own base.
They were sewer-side b**....