Tee Shirt Jokes
40 tee shirt jokes and hilarious tee shirt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tee shirt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tee Shirt Short Jokes
Short tee shirt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tee shirt humour may include short button shirts jokes also.
- Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
- On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter? 9 3/4
*Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.* - I made a bunch of custom t-shirts for my footballer friends, and they suddenly turned into philosophers. Must've been the soccer tees.
- What's the difference between a shirt and a corpse? One's a casualty and the other is a casual tee
- I get this rash whenever I wear tight t-shirts. I did some research and apparently it is called derma-tight-tees.
- What was the victim of the car c**... wearing? A Casualty
(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)
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You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is... - A guy riding on a motorcycle was wearing a tee-shirt. The back of his shirt says, "If you can read this the b*t**... fell off."
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Tee Shirt One Liners
Which tee shirt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tee shirt? I can suggest the ones about shirts and shirt button.
- What did the sunburnt manatee say? Man a tee shirt would be nice
- What kind of shirt do philosophers wear when kick the ball around? Soccer-tees
- What do you call a book about a shirt? Novel-tee
- What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves? An ampu-tee.
- A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee.
- What do you call a shirt that's LGBTQ+ Female underwear
Because they're Pan-Tees - What do philosophers call soccer tee shirts? Socrates
- Your momma is so fat She wore a Malcom X tee shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
- What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee.
- Free Hong Kong Tee Shirts are okay I guess... I doubt that I'd ever *buy* one though
- What kind of shirt makes you feel free from harm A safe-Tee
- A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: "Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"
- What do you can a fat man in a white t-shirt? Man-in-a-tee
- Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?
A: Blee-otch.
Tee Shirt Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about tee shirt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sweatshirt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tee shirt pranks.
The Queen created a beautiful design that I decided to put on a shirt
One day, the Queen of The United Kingdoms designed a beautiful new crest for the royal family and seeing it, I saw an opportunity for profit and began selling t-shirts with the design printed on them thinking that the royal family wouldn't mind.
After several very angry calls from the royal family's lawyers, I found out that I had to pay Her Royalty her royalties for Her Royal Tee's^TM
A man walks into a t-shirt store...
There are 3 shirts on display.
The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk."
The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled "Forgot Milk."
The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache. It is entitled "Not Milk."
A man walks into a bar with 2 tee shirts on
The woman next to him asks him why he's wearing 2 tee shirts. He explains "It's something I like to do because of the 2 ts in my name Matt, so that's why I wear 2 tees, my brother Jimmy also snacks on M&Ms because of the 2 ms in his name". The woman sits there and smiles "Oh I get it, that's pretty interesting". The man proceeds to ask her name. "Oh I'm Maddie". The man stares at her puzzled for a second before the woman asks what's wrong. The man then responds "Well it doesn't really work for your name"
Morning s**...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the tee shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks', and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, What was that all about?"
She explained, The egg timer's broken."
A cop pulls a guy over for having a bear in his passenger seat.
The cop says to the man, sir, I need you to take that bear to the zoo!
The man obliged and the officer sent him on his way.
A few hours later the cop sees the same man with the same bear except this time he is wearing a zoo tee-shirt.
The cop pulls him over and says
"Sir I thought I told you to take that bear to the zoo"
He replies
"I did officer, and he had so much fun I bought him this tee-shirt and we're on our way to the movies!"