Teddy Day Jokes
3 teddy day jokes and hilarious teddy day puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about teddy day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good teddy day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
It's my cake day.. why couldn't the Teddy Bear finish his cake?
He was already stuffed!!
Haha
Sorry it's so cheese.
Once Seth low & Seth Teddy visited a town
Where there was a race(marathon) , they participated & it was a tie between both of them , they both divided the prize amount & went on their way.
When the local newspaper heard about them winning , they divided to write an article about it, the only problem was they didn't know their first names.
So the next day's newspaper read "S.low & S.teddy win the race"
So a teddy bear got a job at a mine...
Once upon a time, there was a teddy bear, and that teddy bear got a job at a mine.
On his first day there, he got up in the morning, grabbed his pick, and did a good day of mining, then he went to sleep.
The next day, he got up, grabbed his pick, and did an even BETTER day of mining, then he went to sleep.
On his third day though, he got up in the morning, and his pick was nowhere to be found! He searched and searched and searched, but he could not find it anywhere! In fact, he wasted a whole day searching before he gave up and visited the foreman of the mine. When he asked his pick, the foreman looked at him and said Oh don't you know? Today's the day the teddy bears get their picks nicked!
(Sorry if this has been posted before, I was compiling all of my favourite jokes and I though you guys might like this one)
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