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  1. Netflix has asked viewers to please stop referring to Ted Bundy as "Hot" As he was electrocuted in 1989, they are fairly certain he has cooled off by now.
  2. Danson, Turner, Mosby, Knight, Williams, Bundy, Raimi, Cruz… Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
  3. A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?
    They both left bodies in four states.
  4. What did Ted Bundy order for his last meal? Chick Fil a
    *came up with that on my own. If you can improve on it feel free.
  5. Friend 1: Ted Bundy was pretty popular with the ladies right? Friend 2: Yeah dude, he slayed.
  6. My Tinder Inbox got flooded with messages from pretty girls after I changed my Profile Pic Who knew uploading Ted Bundy's Picture as a joke would attract so many girls!
  7. Why did Ted Bundy dropout of an Italian cooking class? There were not enough Italians to eat.

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Ted Bundy One Liners

Which ted bundy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ted bundy? I can suggest the ones about bunny and teddy.

  1. What was Ted Bundy's last job? Conductor
  2. Ted Bundy was attractive, charming, intelligent... He always killed it on a first date.
  3. What's Ted Bundy's best pick up line? I saw you looking at me.
  4. What day was it they executed Ted Bundy? Fry day.
  5. How does Ted Bundy unwind after a long day of killing? He takes a psycho bath
  6. Ted Bundy gave me a 24 karat ring... Thanks for the gold, kind strangler!
  7. There are a lot of serial killers named Ted There's Ted Bundy, Ted Kaczynski, Ted Cruz...
  8. Guess who quit smoking? Ted Bundy
    / you have to be old to get this one
  9. Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't.

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Ted Bundy and Jeffery d**... have dinner together

Ted: hey Jeff you got any ice cream in the freezer?
Jeffrey: nah, only Ben and j**...

This is an old joke but I really enjoy it....

Ted Bundy is walking through the forest with a young woman and the young woman looks back at Ted and says It's getting dark and I'm scared.
Ted replies You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk back through here *alone*!

I was watching the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix

When he was first arrested, the police departments from the different states got together in a hotel to have a conference and share knowledge with each other.
It was the world's first Ted Talk.

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Dolphins are the Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom

r**... murdering psychopaths, but white women love them.

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