Tectonic Jokes

• Short Tectonic Jokes
• Tectonic One Liners
• Tectonic Plates Jokes
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Funniest Tectonic Short Jokes

Short tectonic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tectonic humour may include short geology jokes also.

1. What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him? Sorry, my fault.
2. What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other? "Whoops, my fault"
3. Geology rocks but geography is where it's at... What did the tectonic plates say when they bumped into each other?
   My fault, sorry!
4. Are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? Not sure, but they are great for a continental breakfast.
5. Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, "I'm addicted to crack".
   The other said, "It's your fault"
6. Why do tectonic plates keep rubbing each other up without any reason? They have some dispute over whose fault it is.
7. What do you call a border dispute along tectonic plates that's settled through improv? Whose Fault Line is it Anyway?
8. What is the highest honour for a geologist To become a knight of the tectonic order.
9. Two tectonic plates are having a heated argument... They seem to have diverging opinions.
10. Most people thought the earthquake was from the shift of the tectonic plates... But it really wasn't their fault.

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Tectonic One Liners

Which tectonic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tectonic? I can suggest the ones about earthquake and gravitational.

1. Yo Mama so fat, when she breaks a plate… It's usually of the tectonic variety.
2. One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry. My fault"
3. What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? It's not my fault.
4. What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another? Whoops, my fault.
5. What do you call two tectonic plates having a fight? Ground beef
6. I feel bad for Nepal, but tectonically, it's their fault. Too soon?
7. What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!
8. What did one tectonic plate say to the other when it bumped into it? Sorry, my fault.
9. Yo mama so FAT She eats her dinner off of the tectonic plates!
10. What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship? Subduction!
11. What does the earth eat for breakfast? Continental breakfast, served on tectonic plates.
12. What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast? ... a tectonic plate!
13. What sort of plate do you serve a continental breakfast on? Tectonic
14. Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents.
15. How do tectonic plates have fun? They meet up and crack each other up.

Tectonic Plates Jokes

Here is a list of funny tectonic plates jokes and even better tectonic plates puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are women unimpressed with the tectonic plates? It came at them with just 2 cm per year.
• What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when they bumped into each other Well it's not my fault!
• Two tectonic plates ran into each other. One of them says, "Oh, my fault!"
• Did you hear about the new plate tectonics discovery? It's ground breaking.
• what did one tectonic plate day to the other tectonic plate? "It's not your fault."

Entertaining Tectonic Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about tectonic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mechanical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tectonic pranks.