Technological Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Technological Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What is a good technological joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
President Obama visits the Pentagon...
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."
My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology.
Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...
"It's cutting hedge technology!"
Putin, Obama and Merkel stand at the sea
Putin presents a submarine, saying: "This best russian technology! Our submarines stay 1 month under water without ever need to go surface!"
Obama smiles and says:
"This is our submarine... It can stay up to 3 months under water, no need to emerge even one time!"
Merkel stands next to them saying nothing.
Suddenly the sea is rambling and a submarine emerges next to them.
The top hatch opens and out pops and old man, raising his arm and shouting
"HEIL H*TLER, WE NEED DIESEL!"
I never knew how technologically advanced moses was...
But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
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