Techno Jokes
47 techno jokes and hilarious techno puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about techno that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to laugh? Check out this list of hilarious techno jokes, from ragtime to dubstep! Get ready to giggle the night away on techno Tuesdays.
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Funniest Techno Short Jokes
Short techno jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The techno humour may include short technician jokes also.
- What does Irish techno music sound like? Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
(Say it fast.) - Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno.
*boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*
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Techno One Liners
Which techno one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with techno? I can suggest the ones about computer tech and technique.
- People who like trance music are very persistent. They don't techno for an answer
- Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
- What Russian city has the best techno? OmskOmskOmskOmsk
- What do you call a spontaneous fish that loves new-age techno? Carp EDM
- Why do they play techno music at the cancer clinic? It does 150 beats per minute.
- What do you call drunken techno music? Draught Punk. *rimshot*
- What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino
Cheeky Techno Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about techno you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electronic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make techno pranks.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.
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Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those n**... girls in papa's computer."
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
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Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body?
Siri: The second page of a Google search.
Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
A: They could've downloaded it for free!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can't;
they're not bright enough.
I put my phone on airplane mode, but it sure ain't flyin'.
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a b**... plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house…" said the lady.
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner.
It's like it wasn't even designed for women.
How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
Technology has ruined our kids
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
Old technology
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the French: in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying : "American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French."
A few weeks later, 'The British Archaeological Society of Northern England' reported the following: "After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the Skipton area of North Yorkshire in 2011, Charlie Hardcastle, a self-taught amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely sod all. Charlie has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster...
People get heavier, thicker, and slower.
Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.
The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable.
What technology are old people better at using than young people?
Life support.
Technology has taken surpassed our species...
My proof for this is 'CERN truthers'.
We have technology which allows people to see through walls.
We call them windows.
Technology.( Based on true events)
My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip.
Technology...
Two guys... Hey do you think that someday technology will replace paper?... Well I think it will be quite hard to wipe with a tablet...
What do you get when technology drinks alcohol
High tech
Technologically minded fish
In the deep blue sea the fish were listening to their sound system when suddenly it broke down on them.
They decided to call in the Master Tuna.
New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop
I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
Technology moves too fast!
I spent my time chasing after MP3's kids today are all about the MP5's.
Technologically slow dad
Asks his son
"Son, can you show me how to remove a picture I posted on Facebook?
Son, busy, replies
"Why do you ask me every time? Why don't you ask someone else to teach you?"
Dad replies
"Well, a man always learns from his mistakes!"
Technology is going to far
I mean, even rain is coming from the Cloud
Technology has come far for girls.
You now have the option for an instant real time choice of various picture filters as makeup instead of your original makeup or double up!
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Technology really s**....
And I'm grateful for that. Without my vacuum cleaning would be much more time consuming.
Technology is crazy these days
We now have smartphones, wireless TVs, and tablets.
When I was a kid we had to blow everything. The Nintendo cartridge, the mouse with that ball inside, the priest.
How does a technophile flirt?
Heyy Siri
Technology will never replace human beings!
Lab-grown meat just isn't the same.
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.
