Techno Jokes
52 techno jokes and hilarious techno puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about techno that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to laugh? Check out this list of hilarious techno jokes, from ragtime to dubstep! Get ready to giggle the night away on techno Tuesdays.
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Funniest Techno Short Jokes
Short techno jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The techno humour may include short technician jokes also.
- Robot vs AntiRobot music What is a robot's favorite music? Heavy Metal
What is an anti-robot's favorite music? TechNo - What does Irish techno music sound like? Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick
(Say it fast.) - Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno.
*boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*
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Techno One Liners
Which techno one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with techno? I can suggest the ones about computer tech and technique.
- People who like trance music are very persistent. They don't techno for an answer
- Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music? Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz
- What Russian city has the best techno? OmskOmskOmskOmsk
- What do you call a spontaneous fish that loves new-age techno? Carp EDM
- Why do they play techno music at the cancer clinic? It does 150 beats per minute.
- What do you call drunken techno music? Draught Punk. *rimshot*
- What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino
Cheeky Techno Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about techno you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electronic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make techno pranks.
Your momma is so s**... she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.
"
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those n**... girls in papa's computer."
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my c**...."
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Me: Siri, where is the best place to hide a body?
Siri: The second page of a Google search.
Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?
A: They could've downloaded it for free!
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: They can't;
they're not bright enough.
I put my phone on airplane mode, but it sure ain't flyin'.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner.
It's like it wasn't even designed for women.
How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
Technology has ruined our kids
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make? "
"It goes moo. "
"Alice, what noise does a cat make? "
"It goes meow. "
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? "
"It goes baaa. "
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make? "
"Errr.., it goes.. click! "
As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster...
People get heavier, thicker, and slower.
Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.
The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable.
What technology are old people better at using than young people?
Life support.
We have technology which allows people to see through walls.
We call them windows.
Technology.( Based on true events)
My apple watch reminded me to take a minute to breathe right after my grandfather let one rip.
Technology...
Two guys... Hey do you think that someday technology will replace paper?... Well I think it will be quite hard to wipe with a tablet...
Technologically minded fish
In the deep blue sea the fish were listening to their sound system when suddenly it broke down on them.
They decided to call in the Master Tuna.
New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop
I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
Technology moves too fast!
I spent my time chasing after MP3's kids today are all about the MP5's.
Technologically slow dad
Asks his son
"Son, can you show me how to remove a picture I posted on Facebook?
Son, busy, replies
"Why do you ask me every time? Why don't you ask someone else to teach you?"
Dad replies
"Well, a man always learns from his mistakes!"
Technology is going to far
I mean, even rain is coming from the Cloud
Technology has come far for girls.
You now have the option for an instant real time choice of various picture filters as makeup instead of your original makeup or double up!
Technology really s**....
And I'm grateful for that. Without my vacuum cleaning would be much more time consuming.
Technology is crazy these days
We now have smartphones, wireless TVs, and tablets.
When I was a kid we had to blow everything. The Nintendo cartridge, the mouse with that ball inside, the priest.
Whoever said technology will replace paper
..has obviously never tried to wipe their a**... with an iPad!
How does a technophile flirt?
Heyy Siri
Technology will never replace human beings!
Lab-grown meat just isn't the same.
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.
