Technician Jokes
50 technician jokes and hilarious technician puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about technician that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you a Technician looking for a laugh? Check out this hilarious collection of jokes about Pharmacy Technicians, Lab Technicians, Computer Technicians, Sound Technicians, Nail Technicians, Cable Technicians, Ophthalmic Technicians, Maintenance Technicians, Mechanics, Routers, and Programmers. Here you'll find the perfect way to make light of your job.
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Funniest Technician Short Jokes
Short technician jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The technician humour may include short computer tech jokes also.
- In a recent laboratory accident, a technician was frozen to absolute zero but he's 0k now.
- My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me.
- What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician? They both believe restarting it might work.
- Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
- Did you hear about the sound technician that got fired recently? Apparently he couldn't handle feedback.
- Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off
- I'm afraid of being vulnerable in front of X-Ray Technicians. They can see right through me.
- I'm trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician... Was it... Ear Bud?
- A technician is called to inspect q gas leak at an anesthesiologist's office Upon arrival, he said: "Huh, this smells like chlorofor".
- What's another name for NASA technicians who will never actually go into outer space themselves? Astro-nots
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Technician One Liners
Which technician one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with technician? I can suggest the ones about engineer and mechanic.
- I have a russian friend who's a sound technician And a Czech one too.
A Czech one too. - How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two...
- Why did the computer technician get kicked out of the army? He had troubleshooting.
- I'm dating an x-ray technician... But I don't know what she sees in me.
- What was the internet technicians dying words? Tell my WiFi love her
- How do spiders make good computer technicians? They are always on the Web.
- LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing. They hate feedback.
- Where do cyber security technicians go when they die? Encrypts
- As a paramedic, I've learned that there is something you can never say with a straight face: I'm having a s**....
- What do you call an old sound technician with one arm? Mono.
- What is a technician's favorite cologne? Elon Musk
- As a colour blind bomb technician You only defuse a bomb once
- I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore... So I became a bomb disposal technician
- How do IT technicians prefer to be paid? Cache in hand.
- What's a Mexican sound technician's favorite cereal? AudiO's
Sound Technician Jokes
Here is a list of funny sound technician jokes and even better sound technician puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I knew a Polish sound technician He made rational decisions
Computer Technician Jokes
Here is a list of funny computer technician jokes and even better computer technician puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A man takes his computer to a repair shop, claiming that the CD drive wasn't working... The technician asks him, "When did it break?"
"Sometime between this morning and four years ago." - A computer technician came over to fix my wife's laptop. "Looks like you need an upgrade," he said.
"Do you think so?" she questioned.
He added, "I do, but I'm sure he's a nice guy."
Lab Technician Jokes
Here is a list of funny lab technician jokes and even better lab technician puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the Mexican lab technician say when he read the blood tests of a patient who's been showing no improvement? Ooh, no dose trace.
Humorous Technician Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about technician you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean it specialist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make technician pranks.
The first 5G cell phone mast in town is put up
Suddenly, all sorts of people develop medical conditions. A citizens' initiative against the mast is formed. A public hearing is organized with the mayor and representatives of the telecom company. The people bring forward all the ailments they suffer from since the mast was erected.
The telecom technician replies: "For God's sake, what will be going on when we then put the mast into operation?"
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The technician didn't wire up the elevator b**... correctly
It's wrong on so many levels…
The locked car...
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" His reply: "I know. I already got that side."
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Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, it just won't move at all. After trying to drive at night for a week, with no luck, she furiously calls the dealers and they send out a technician to help...
He examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it, so he asks, "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"
Full of anger, she growls, "How on earth you could ask such a question!? I'm not s**... you know! Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."
An audio technician becomes a comedian
An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.
He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.
At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.
That was the last night he ever did comedy.
The feedback ruined it.
A snail brings his car into a garage
He requests a new paint job. The body guy asks what he wants, and the snail says, "Give me a handsome burgundy paint job with a special detail on it. Paint the letter S all over it in yellow gold."
The body tech thinks this is an unusual request, but hey, it's money. The snail returns later that week to pick up his car.
The technician says, "May I ask why you wanted S's all over your car?"
The snail says, "When I'm driving around town, everyone will say, 'Look at that S car go!"
army recruitment
If a war breaks out, I think they will take me to communication because I'm an electrical technician. When it was the last war, my grandfather was probably also in communication because he had two lightning bolts on his helmet.
A Guy is on a second date with his Girlfriend, in a Yugo he bought for $500
He blows a tire and ends up taking it to the nearest tire shop, the technician asks him what the vehicle is, and he says a Yugo, technician says "sorry we dont work on bikes", he says no its a Car, technician says "oh, yeah we can order a tire for you" after doing some searching he tells the guy itll be about $520. Girlfriend laughs and says "YOU GOT A FLAT TIRE AND TOTALLED YOUR CAR"
[OC] So a Comcast technician asks a woman on a date
Surprisingly, she says yes. He says "Great! Be at your house on Tuesday and I'll pick you up anywhere from 11am to 6pm." - Inspired by my recent internet installation experience.
What is the difference between a scientist, an engineer and a technician?
The scientist does it the best way.
The engineer does it the way that works.
The technician wonders about their definition of "Best" and "Works"
(Stolen but golden) Stevie Wonder is in the recording studio at the end of a long hard day.
He's chewing the fat with a few of the technicians.
One of them asks:
It must be hard being blind Stevie.
To which Stevie replies:
Yep, it's hard but at least I'm not black.
The Time Travelling Soldier
When a soldier came to the clinic where I work for an MRI, he was put into the machine by an attractive, young technician. Sometime later, when the examination was over, he was helped out of the machine by a far older woman. The soldier remarked, How long was I in there for?
