Technicality Jokes
41 technicality jokes and hilarious technicality puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about technicality that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Technicality Short Jokes
Short technicality jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The technicality humour may include short technically jokes also.
- The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq They call it the Sims
Note: this technically a repost - got arrested for smuggling books into kentucky got off on a technicality, no one there could *prove* they were books
- My girlfriend has accused me of stalking her. Well, technically she's not my girlfriend yet.
- Mortal Kombat Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song?
Well it's technically a Finnish hymn - My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
- The asteroid event that ended dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone
- Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say "dream," she said "nightmare," but close enough.
- How many German engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They are really good at technical things, and have no sense of humor.
- Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for mastubating in a courtroom? He got off on a technicality.
- I let my boss know I wouldn't be in because I had a case of Corona. Technically I wasn't lying because I did drink like 10 of the 12.
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Technicality One Liners
Which technicality one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with technicality? I can suggest the ones about technique and technically correct.
- Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out....
- Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs... That technically makes her Adam's side chick.
- Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
- The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water... So it's technically flat.
- Technically it was Moses..... that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
- why don't robot chickens play basketball? too many technical fowls
- technically speaking being gay used to make me happy
- If you put on cowboy clothes, are you technically, ranch dressing?
- Did you hear about the law court fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
- The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound.
- I'm a jurisprudence fetishist I get off on technicalities.
- Technically speaking We have all kicked a pregnant woman.
- If the tomato is technically a fruit Does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
- I heard koalas aren't technically bears... However, they meet all of the koalifications.
- Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality.
Howlingly Hilarious Technicality Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about technicality you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean matter of fact jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make technicality pranks.
Did you know that a group of crows is called a m**...?
Well, technically it's only a m**... if there's probable caws.
I love "technically true" jokes, like:
If everybody in the world held hands around the equator, most of them would drown.
Or
Did you know that after all these years, the swimming pool on Titanic is still filled with water?
Or
There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.
What else you got? (It doesn't *have* to be water-related...)
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."
"...so technically officer, this is YOUR m**..."
Tomorrow I'm having skin grafted from my b**... onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh.
I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try b**... stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my a**... to me.
If I high five someone did they technically s**... my a**...?
Joseph decides it's time to tell Jesus the truth....
Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.
Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.
Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend this. He can only manage to stammer out "No way"
Joseph looks at him and says "Yahweh..."
When a deaf girl jacks you off
It's technically o**...
Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek
Einstein is counting down while Newton and Pascal are trying to hide. Pascal jumps into the bushes and Newton walks a few steps, picks up a stick, draws a square on the ground and just stands there. Einstein turns around and instantly spots Newton.
- Found you Newton, you lose!
- Now wait a minute good sir, can't you see what I drew below me? I am a Newton on a square meter so technically you found Pascal.
If 6**... is the mark of the beast...
... and the beast is pure evil wouldn't 25.8069758011278803 technically be the root of all evil?
What's the technical term for a female to male s**... change?
A strapadictome
"What is inflation?" asked the CA's wife
"Initially you were 36-24-36, and now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier. THIS IS INFLATION"
Economics is not so difficult if we have the right examples.
Good Polish Joke
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of Polish v**.... As the bartender slides the drink to the patron, a man sitting next to him remarks, "That's a coincidence, I, too, am enjoying a Polish v**.... Since
I arrived from the old country, this is the only bar in which I have found it."
To which the first replies, "Old country, I'm from the old country. Let me buy you another!"
As the drinks are being poured, one of the men asks, "What part of the old country are you from?"
"Krakow," replies the other. "This is weird," says the first, "I, too, am from Krakow! Let's get another shot."
After the new round arrives, the first asks, "So, pal, what did you do back in Krakow?'
"Not much, really, I came here right out of high school. I graduated from l**... Walesa Technical Academy in '81."
"This is eerie," replies the other, "I'm Welesa Tech, '81. Let's get another shot." But the bartender says, "Slow down fellas, I gotta make a call."
The bartender calls his wife and tells her that he'll be late getting home. When she inquires as to the cause, he replies, "Oh, the friggin' Liszjewski twins are here again."
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.
The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.
"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."
"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."
The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"
Two redditors walk into a bar.
"Well technically," the first argues, "it is a Pub since it serves food."
"Actually," the second says, "it is a Saloon since it is a part of a hotel."
Neither remembers the point of this post.
man in a hot air balloon
A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he's lost. He lowers the balloon, spots a man down below and shouts, "Can you help me? I promised a friend I'd meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon hovering 30 feet above this field, which is at 42 degrees N. latitude and 60 degrees W. longitude."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct but your information is useless and the fact is I am still lost."
The man below says, "You must be a manager"
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. And the fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met but now it's somehow my fault."
God gave a wish to a man
God gave a wish to a man.
The man asked, " I want the whole world to be connected by a road".
"Sorry son, it's technically impossible to engineer such a road. Ask something else" , he replied.
"Well then, I want Trump to think before he speaks something", he asked.
"You want that road 8 lanes wide or 10 lanes?
Let's discuss details", god replied.
