Tech Support Jokes
62 tech support jokes and hilarious tech support puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tech support that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tech Support Short Jokes
Short tech support jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tech support humour may include short customer support jokes also.
- I named my first dog "What". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked "What is the name of your first pet?" and I kept answering "Yes."
- I'm furious! racist tech support just called me asian All I said was my drivers keep crashing
- That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter.
- A woman is calling her cell provider... Woman: I don't get my text messages
Tech support: Have you tried reading them again? - In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"... ...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.
- I had to call tech support for my computer the other day. Tech Support: It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.
Me: So? - I broke up with my tech-support girlfriend the other day She kept turning me off and on again
- Tech support said to turn it off and on again... ... should have mentioned it was a ventilator.
- I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!
- Overweight gold diggers remind me of tech support They're always trying to clear out your cookies and cache
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Tech Support One Liners
Which tech support one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tech support? I can suggest the ones about computer tech and help desk.
- Where is a tech support's bathroom located? At their I Pee address!
- Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill.
- What do you call Mark Zuckerberg getting therapy? Tech support
- What did they call Tech Support before gun powder? Trouble stabbing.
- Who provides tech support for Israel? RabbIT
- What do you call a person who falls for a tech support scam? An Indian giver.
- Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- What command is most often given on the gay tech support hot line? C:
- My laptop was involved in a c**.... The doctors say it's now on tech support.
Indian Tech Support Jokes
Here is a list of funny indian tech support jokes and even better indian tech support puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support.
- How many Indians does it take to fix a computer? Two.
One to call tech support.
One to answer. - I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony..
Rib-Tickling Tech Support Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about tech support you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean it help desk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tech support pranks.
Got fired from my tech support job
..When I had a customer phone up explaining they had a problem; spilt coke on their laptop.
"What's the problem? Can't you just snort it as usual?" didn't go down too well.
Computer joke of the day!
>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
Tech Support
USER: I can't get on the Internet.
SUPPORT: Are you sure you used the right password?
USER: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
SUPPORT: Can you tell me what the password was?
USER: Five dots.
You must be in tech support...
My aviation management professor told this to the class on the first day today:
One afternoon, a hot-air balloon pilot decides to relax and go for a ride. After a while he ends up getting lost, having no idea where he is. So he descends closer to the ground until he ends up flying by a guy outside his house.
The pilot yells down, "Hey! Where am I?!"
The guy on the ground yells back, "You're in a balloon, 50 feet above my house!"
Pilot: "You must be in tech support!"
Guy on ground: "Yeah, actually. How did you know?!"
Pilot: "Because everything you've told me is 100% true and 100% useless!"
Guy on the ground: "You must be in management!"
Pilot: "Yeah I am! How did you know?!"
Guy on the ground: "You don't have any idea where you are or where you're going. You're in the exact same position you were in before we met five seconds ago, but somehow it's my fault!"
When I worked as Tech Support for an ISP I had a woman call outraged that we allowed "filth" on her computer...
After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old Granddaughter was sleeping over and they were having a "Spa Night" and did a web search on "Facials". . . .I was able to hit the mute button in time to avoid making matters far worse... True Story!
What was tech support's advice to the person who got lost using Apple's Maps app?
UninForstall it.
So a tech support has a house call...
When he gets there a little old lady answers the door. She let's him in and tell him to sit on the couch while she gets her laptop. She steps away and the tech notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and helps himself to some while he waits. When she comes back the tech says "I hope you don't mind I ate some of your nuts." The little lady says "Help yourself! I just s**... the chocolate off them anyways."
Tech Companies are getting into Showers.
A Google shower would make you sign in to Google+, track how many times per day you shower, then sell it to advertisers.
A Facebook shower would have a camera watch you so you can share it with your friends
An Apple shower would only work with an obscure showerhead that uses a non-standard connection, would be no longer supported after 5 years, and would force you to buy a new home to upgrade.
A Linux shower would require that you first spend 40 years becoming a master plumber, carpenter, engineer, and electrician, renovate your entire house from the ground up to install it, and would not be compatible with your utility company's water.
I failed my Cultural Studies exam. The question was "Describe the role that India plays in the modern world".
Apparently "Tech Support" is not the correct answer.
My German colleague had been trying to reach E.T. for a while now
but it actually turns out he just wanted tech support.
A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password
She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella d**... Pinocchio Harry Potter Ariel 8." The tech support guy ask, "Why such a long password?" "I was told it needs to have 7 characters and one number." She replies.
Cults are like tech support...
They tell you all your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.
Eh?
This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.
>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."
>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"
What's the difference between a tier 1 tech support agent and tier 2 tech support agent?
Their BAC.
Why did India do so poorly in the Olympics
There is no category for gang r**... and tech support
Why should Sean Connery not work in Tech support?
Because instead of using red ink, he would be shredding
A Blonde calls tech support
She is told that in order to get help, they need her password.
She says that the password is "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had chosen such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Calling tech support for s**... advice might not end well.
Turning someone off then on again can ruin your night.
How many tech support reps does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm sorry, this isn't the right department to give you the answer to that question. Let me transfer you to another sub, hold please....
My wife accidentally called tech support instead of the doctor about my erectile issues.
They asked, have you tried turning him off then on again?
Trump: My Government isn't listening, can you help me?
Tech Support: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Indians Robbing a Bank
An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him Where's the money? And why do you have so many computers? The bank robber replies They thougth I was tech support.
A one-legged man walks into a tech-support store...
...and tells the man "I can't get past this 2-step authentication!"
My grandpa said our generation of kids depend to much on tech...
I said "No, your generation depends too much on tech".
And I unplugged his life support.
Why did the stormtrooper call tech support for his laptop?
Because he had troubleshooting issues.
How many tech support specialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
That all depends.
Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on again?
How many tech support representatives does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?"
A man calls tech support.
Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'
Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
If you call Tech Support, don't do this...
* Tech Support: "Ok, let's put your operating system disk in the drive."
* Customer: "Ok...which way does it go in?"
* Tech Support: "The shiny side faces down."
* Customer: "Alright...um...which way is down."
* Tech Support: *(rolling eyes)* "Towards the floor."
* Customer: "Ahhh...so what way does the other side face?"
* Tech Support: "Are you kidding?"
* Customer: *(outraged)* "Hey! I'm not a computer genius, ok? That's why I called you!"
* Tech Support: "Ok, that side faces down too."
That kept the customer occupied for a couple of minutes...
