The Best 11 Teasing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Teasing jokes. There are some teasing peepee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these teasing brain teasing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Teasing Jokes and Puns

A kid has a pear-shaped head

The poor kid is feeling down because everyone at school teases him about his pear-shaped head. One day he can no longer take the teasing and says to the kids teasing him, "I can't help having a pear-shaped head, my mom ate a pear when she was pregnant with me."
"That's not how it works," one of the other kids said. "My mom ate a scratched disc when she was pregnant with me and nothing...nothing...nothing...nothing...nothing...nothing...nothing...happened."

Life's been a bit weird lately.

A while back I showed up late to a dinner at my hot lesbian neighbours. They forgave me, and eventually we got chatting about my birthday. They asked me what I wanted for it. Answer was pretty obvious, I told them I wanted a watch. They giggled a bit, and eventually agreed.

I think they were just teasing me though, its been a week since my birthday and I still can't tell the time.

Seen two girls have sex though.

My wife told me to stop teasing our neighbor about his infertility after he threatened me with gun.

But I'm not scared because he's shooting blanks.

Teasing joke, My wife told me to stop teasing our neighbor about his infertility after he threatened me with gun.

A girl told me she liked teasing

So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying.

Women and their mixed messages.

Eggs

​Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says,"I've got a huge crack."
The other replies,"Stop teasing me, I'm not hard yet."​


The Difference

During an anti-sexual harassment seminar at work, I asked, "What's the difference between sexual harassment and good-natured teasing?" A women shouted, "A million dollars." 

In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid.

He asked if I would like to explain why I would do such a thing. I replied "It was just some armless teasing."

Teasing joke, In high school I got sent to the principal for making fun of the paraplegic kid.

Not a nice joke

After my elder brother's wedding, all old women in the family started teasing me by saying "You're next, You're next"

So, I started saying the same to them on funerals

I always hated it when I would go to a wedding as a kid and some elderly family member would nudge me saying "You're next" with a teasing voice.

So when I went to funeral, I would nudge them and say "You're next"

I told my son that wetting your pants is nothing to be ashamed of.

It didn't work; he's still teasing me for it.

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, I've got a huge ........

Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, I've got a huge crack. The other replies, Stop teasing me I'm not F*cking hard yet .

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the teasing mom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working teasing kid piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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