The Best 32 Tease Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Tease jokes. There are some tease annoy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these tease adhd puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Tease Jokes and Puns

Man & wife go to the Zoo.

In front of Gorilla cage

Man says :Excite him like u do to me!

Wife removes her top,Gorilla goes crazy.

Man:Tease him more,like u tease me

wife removed her jeans and gorilla goes wilder..

man opened d cage and pushed his wife in and says: NOW EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT U HAVE A HEADACHE AND U R NOT IN THE MOOD.

Two eggs were boiling in a pot...

one eggs says "hey you wanna see my crack"? the other egg says "Dont tease me I ain't hard yet."

Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp?

Because she's thick and tired of it.

Tease joke, Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp?

Did you hear about the midget Scotsman who does avant garde strip tease?

He's a little off kilter.

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

Bully For You

Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school?
A: She wanted to tease hair

I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary

Jokes on them - they are too.

Tease joke, I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary

Two very hot girls try to tease an old man saying ..

" Hey grandpa, what would you do with hot and kinky girls like us ?"

He says :

" Well with only 2 nothing much, but if i had at least 5 i would open a whorehouse. "


My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'

How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'

When I was kid, everytime we attend a wedding...

My grandparents always tease me that I will be next. They were not happy when I said the same thing when we saw a funeral procession.

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Until the last day of Channukah menorahs are a tease to potheads and alcoholics.

They are only partially lit.

What did the necrophiliac say to the opossum?

You're such a tease.

A dwarf ant was complaining her mother about how her friends tease her for being short.

Her mom said, "Be tolerant."

I like my sex life like I like my Jake Paul videos

A little tease in the beginning and 10 minutes of whole nothing.

My friend is really sensitive about his lack of height.

It's best not to tease him about though, or he'll punch you in the knee.

Tease joke, My friend is really sensitive about his lack of height.

My sex life is like a Jake Paul video.

A small tease and 10 mins of nothing.

Sex is like a Jake Paul video

It starts with a tease and then 10 minutes of nothing

I like to tease my friend Luke

One time I gave him 2 forks when he asked for a spoon to have his cereal with. He said "Can I have a spoon?" I said "Luke, use the forks".

Why shouldn't you tease a fat girl with a lisp?

She's probably thick and tired of it.

I went on a date with a small carp once. Bit of a tease, kept acting shy.

She was a little koi.

I like my sex to be like a Jake Paul video.

A quick tease at the start then absolutely nothing for 10 minutes

You know what me, woman and an American Tail by Don Bluth have in common?

We're a tease.

Why is it wrong to tease homosexual mongoliod people?

because they are already down and out

I provoked my therapist but she didn't seem to approve.

I can't help it though, she just makes me feel a tease.

My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.

Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

What do the British and strippers have in common?


A little boy called Harry hangs out at the local shop.

The shop owner doesnt know why, but the other boys tease him. They say hes slow and to prove it they always give him the choice between a 5$ note and a 1$ note. He always takes the 1$ note because he likes the look more. The owner asks him one day why he always takes the 1$ to which he simply responds: If i took the 5$ one they would stop doing it.

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings

My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, Well Shashank? Do you think you'll be next?



We've settled this quickly once I've started doing the same to them at funerals.

My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a strip tease!"

The son told his mom: "I don't want to go to school today. The kids tease me, the teachers hate me."

"But Michael, you must be in school. You're the principal!"

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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